[Zizu]

Love is like a Deck of Cards

At the beginning it’s all Hearts and Diamonds but later on all you want is a club and a spade




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I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars

The police are working tirelessly to catch him.




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Originally Posted by Zizu

I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars

The police are working tirelessly to catch him.




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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Spoiler:

Thunderwear!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

"She didn't have a birthday when we were going out."

"For THREE years?!? "

[Zizu]

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[Benjamin]

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I asked Sister Lyla is it okay to become a Muslim.

But she was having Nun of that.

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A German gets asked a question by his English friend at the Cock Inn Pub somewhere in Kent.

Friend: “Do you know what Muhammad's favourite number is in the Quran?”

German: “Nein!”

[Mystic Mock]

A famous Reporter gets the opportunity to interview a KKK member.

She for some reason asks the KKK member what the KKK members like to do in their spare time.

The KKK member gives off a list of “Games” that they like to play when they're trying to relax.

- Hangman

- Trigger Man

- Five Nights at Kevin Kolby Klein's

- BioShock (it's a different BioShock)

- Kluranageddon

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Two racists in the BNP play a game at who can say the most racist sounding Chinese name.

Racist 1: “How about Chung Fong Bong?”

Racist 2: “Not bad, but can you beat Sum Ting Wong?”

Racist 1: “Ching Chang Chung.”

Racist 2: “Plang Fung Wang.”

Anyway, as the two were spouting off more offensive chinese names as a joke apparently, a Chinese man comes over to their table at The Cock Inn and says.

Chinese man: “My name is Fu Woo Hoo, what's your names?”

Racist 1: “I'm John Smith.”

Racist 2: “And I'm David Jones.”

Fu Woo Hoo: “So John's from England, and your from Wales, David?”

David: “Yeah, why?”

Fu Woo Hoo: “It would explain why your names have no character.”

[Zizu]

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Deserves a bump , surely !!??


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An Incel's Mother goes into her son's Bedroom, disgusted by what she finds.

- Pictures of Anime girls on his bedroom wall.

- A picture of Jordan Peterson on his computer.

- Mountain Dew on his desk.

- Threatening messages towards women on Twitter.

- But in the Mother's eyes there was something so unforgivable in the room, that she vowed to not speak to her son for a whole month... And that was Cool Original Doritos, for being “too Mexican.”









Obviously I know that Doritos is an American company.

[Mystic Mock]

What does the band Berlin and Patrick Bateman from American Psycho have in common?

They both take your breath away.

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https://youtube.com/shorts/ZTvACAcaj...5YJPAqUGXCMVAl


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A company from Fallout.