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Old 25-12-2023, 06:18 PM #76
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Love is like a Deck of Cards

At the beginning it’s all Hearts and Diamonds but later on all you want is a club and a spade




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I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars

The police are working tirelessly to catch him.




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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?



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"She didn't have a birthday when we were going out."

"For THREE years?!? "
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I asked Sister Lyla is it okay to become a Muslim.

But she was having Nun of that.
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