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Old 25-12-2023, 06:18 PM #76
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At the beginning it’s all Hearts and Diamonds but later on all you want is a club and a spade




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I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars

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"For THREE years?!? "
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I asked Sister Lyla is it okay to become a Muslim.

But she was having Nun of that.
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A German gets asked a question by his English friend at the Cock Inn Pub somewhere in Kent.

Friend: “Do you know what Muhammad's favourite number is in the Quran?”

German: “Nein!”
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A famous Reporter gets the opportunity to interview a KKK member.

She for some reason asks the KKK member what the KKK members like to do in their spare time.

The KKK member gives off a list of “Games” that they like to play when they're trying to relax.

- Hangman

- Trigger Man

- Five Nights at Kevin Kolby Klein's

- BioShock (it's a different BioShock)

- Kluranageddon
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Two racists in the BNP play a game at who can say the most racist sounding Chinese name.

Racist 1: “How about Chung Fong Bong?”

Racist 2: “Not bad, but can you beat Sum Ting Wong?”

Racist 1: “Ching Chang Chung.”

Racist 2: “Plang Fung Wang.”

Anyway, as the two were spouting off more offensive chinese names as a joke apparently, a Chinese man comes over to their table at The Cock Inn and says.

Chinese man: “My name is Fu Woo Hoo, what's your names?”

Racist 1: “I'm John Smith.”

Racist 2: “And I'm David Jones.”

Fu Woo Hoo: “So John's from England, and you're from Wales, David?”

David: “Yeah, why?”

Fu Woo Hoo: “It would explain why your names have no character.”
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- Pictures of Anime girls on his bedroom wall.

- A picture of Jordan Peterson on his computer.

- Mountain Dew on his desk.

- Threatening messages towards women on Twitter.

- But in the Mother's eyes there was something so unforgivable in the room, that she vowed to not speak to her son for a whole month... And that was Cool Original Doritos, for being “too Mexican.”









Obviously I know that Doritos is an American company.
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They both take your breath away.
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Yesterday morning I had some M&M's with a cup of Tea, as I started to drink my Tea I started asking myself this question.

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all.
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