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1. Use it to hire Noel Edmonds and enlist his help in cosmic-ordering a good executive producer.
2. Build a brand new house.
3. Give it to the fans for having to endure the travesty that was BB8.
4. Buy 100,000 different items from a one pound shop as a prize fund for the winner.
5. Buy a car of the same value and turn it into the new house.
6. Give it to a housemate and let them watch it burn when they are evicted.
7. Give it to me.
8. Buy Second hand stuff for the house.
9. Buy stuff that housemates will use (sauna suits POINTLESS).
10. Spend it on research into a better series.
11. Buy a tube train and station and make it the house, spend the rest of it on Oyster Card fares.
12. Pay a celeb to go in for a week and the celeb trys and fools housemates into thinking he/she is an actual person who works and is not famous...
13. Put it straight in to the producers pockets in exchange for them leaving.
14. Use it to buy tools to make the house greener, eg. solar panels and minituare wind turbines.
15. Turn it into a gay bar.
16. Let people just drink shloer and cup cakes.
17. Buy a gun and call Alex to the diary room ...
18. Get davina some surgery so she can look as young as she used to. Also give her a personality transplant.
19. Rehire Dermot O'Leary.
20. Get some AMAZING producers in to improve twists and tasks.
21. Buy a double-barrell shotgun to blow off Dale's unusually large head when he is evicted!!!
22. Give it Kathreya when she wins!!!
23. Buy someone with some creativity and rehire Russel Brand.
24. Launch Alex into space/send a lion into the house.
25. Put small pox into the air conditioning vents.
26. Tempt the Housemates into doing all sorts of mean things to eachother