[Legend]

Mario because everything about him makes me want to punch him. He talks down to people, patronises people, thinks he has so much life experience and he makes me cringe the way he goes on. Plus, this imaginary fanclub is also cringeworthy.

Lisa because she lets Mario talk down to her and tell her what to do. Plus, it really annoyed me when she said "you should all listen to him, he's 43 and has done blah blah and blah" ... they're made for each other, and to think I liked them both at first.