[Mimsy]

Mario is deluded and he thinks he is a star,
His career's been wide and varied, it just aint gone that far!
When he was in the forces, Sandhurst he did shun,
He wanted to patch up soldiers, not be an officer with a gun,
Worked his way thru postal ranks, to be a sorter he aspired,
Then our Mario shone like glass, selling windows he was hired!

He likes to share his custard creams with lisa, whos his mate,
A poser wiv a nice fake tan, he likes to lift a weight,
Dedicated to exfoliate, each and every day,
Half his skin's left round the bath, the rest gets washed away.

He uses Mikey to mix things up, he does the same with Luke,
Its getting that when I see him, I think i'm gonna puke.

Yes Mario is deluded, he believes in his own hype,
Sorry mate I want you out, you really aint my type!

[fingers]

Originally posted by Mimsy
Mario is deluded and he thinks he is a star,
His career's been wide and varied, it just aint gone that far!
When he was in the forces, Sandhurst he did shun,
He wanted to patch up soldiers, not be an officer with a gun,
Worked his way thru postal ranks, to be a sorter he aspired,
Then our Mario shone like glass, selling windows he was hired!

He likes to share his custard creams with lisa, whos his mate,
A poser with a nice fake tan, he likes to lift a weight,
Dedicated to exfoliate, each and every day,
Half his skin's left round the bath, the rest gets washed away.

He uses Mikey to mix things up, he does the same with Luke,
Its getting that when I see him, I think i'm going to puke.

Yes Mario is deluded, he believes in his own hype,
Sorry mate I want you out, you really aint my type!

Go and stand in the corner! You bad, bad, Mimsy!LMFAO!!!!

[Mimsy]

I did my best in the time allowed lmao

[SexualHeroics]

Super Mario strong and proud the star of this year's show
Manager of people - leader in the know
He came to entertain us and give us education
Whilst making risk assessments, applying facilitation

Many already know the myth but fewer know the man
Although he looks like Rambo - peace is Mario's plan
Lisa is his girlfriend she's always by his side
Every woman around the world would love to be his bride

Never will he bullshine - Never will he cheat
His rivals have to hate him cause he's one they just can't beat
The endless skills he masters will never see him fail
His sense of fair play ensures - You will not see him in jail

So stand up - honour Mario - Hero of BB9
Aslong as he is in the house - everything is fine
Let's talk about his kindness, modesty and compassion
For being a Mariomaniac is most defintely this year's fashion