[AngRemembered]

Someone here at the good old NHS has a very warped sense of humour today they came to give me my new padded bra, WITH A DAMN PINK BOOB

Oh lord, I tried it on as I couldnt through it far enough to reach the nearest bin, my chest looks like a cadburys moments bar milk on side and dark chocolate on the other

Then the real comedy started when someone dared ask if I like it, i've never before felt so much urge to strike someone with a false boob in my life, I think my look answered the question it was a cross between a scowl and a dog chewing on a bumble bee type grimace.

My daughter said "its ok nobody will see it", like wearing the thing is going to make me blind is it? I sometimes wonder if she really is mine

Anyway all is good in Ward D, I have 3 great new friends and today we nominated which of the nurses we'd most like to evict and as only us three could have done it ended a six way tie, if they all go up we'll feckin starve to death so the noms were cancelled.


Seriously although I love my fellow B block HM's I'm desperate to get home, Im running out of ideas to create air time on the CCTV cams, apart from streak at night, only with my body I'll probably get mistankenly shot as an alien from another planet.
I need that luxery bedroom at home, and I've made a deal with the staff nurse from Ghana via Ivory Coast via France via Southampton via Glasgow to Battersea Park London,
Yes, Ive already told her she's moved around the world more times than a Manchester United replica football shirt made in China
The deal is if I get over 50% of replys to this post by Monday morning in favour of evicting me, then they will consider my release, so what are you waiting for my dear friends


Please please please HELP, get me outta here

And thank you for ALL your kind and very moving words of comfort both before and during my time here in hospital, it really has made a fabulous difference, even impressed my Mom

[Lauren]

Hahahaha, a pink fake boob - classic

Evict Ang!

[Fom]

Evict ang now!!
Or we will have to march to the hospital in protest haha, glad to hear your having a good time, never heard a hospital sound so fun! lmao.

[Jackie]

Yeah evict Angie now I'm sure everyone's had enough of her by now( only joking)I'm glad you're okay i hope you're home soon take care.

[serensilver]

GET ANG OUT! you have my vote!

[Callum]

*makes banner*
EVICT ANGIE! EVICT ANGIE!
Ooh sounds fun Ang'.
Remember if they need a new intern, you know where I am.
Send my best wishes to ward D!

[AngRemembered]

Wow thanks people, your just to kind, I feel as though I'm half way out already

hey Jackie whaddaya mean people will have had enough of me do you know that back stabbing b*itch in the next bed to me also?

[Jackie]

Originally posted by Angiebabe


Wow thanks people, your just to kind, I feel as though I'm half way out already

hey Jackie whaddaya mean people will have had enough of me do you know that back stabbing b*itch in the next bed to me also?

[Dan_]

Ang's eviction line is not working, I'm off to start a petition

[GhettoSuperstar]

That would make the BEST YouTube video ever! - Ang smacking someone over the head with a fake boob with an enormous grin on her face! Do it!

Luv to Angie.

[AngRemembered]

Originally posted by Dan_
Ang's eviction line is not working, I'm off to start a petition

aww bless

[Tom]

*stands outside ward with a big banner*

Get Ang Out
Get Ang Out
Get Ang Out
Get Ang Out
Get Ang Out
Get Ang Out
Get Ang Out
Get Ang Out
Get Ang Out

and so on ...

all we need now is Davina

[AngRemembered]

Originally posted by Tom


all we need now is Davina

NO!!!! with a pink boob I'd shoot myself during the best bits footage

[Chemicle]

Lmao, get angie out ! hope your home soon Ang.