[Locke.]

The goldfish has gone to a better plaice...

We're accustomed to housemates making a bid for freedom but most of time they manage to make it out of the door. But one member of the Big Brother House has swam off for good. It's our first casualty series - one of the goldfish has left the building. At least it didn't get flushed down the loo.

"It's not your fault, you tried your best," comforted Kat as Rachel glumly made her way to the Diary Room with the dead fish. "You've been with it the whole morning."

"Let's cook it!" suggested Mohamed, possibly earning himself a battering.

"He's dead, Rex. He's totally gone," Rachel told Rex crabbily as he peered into a little cup that contained the ex-fish.

"I'm just gutted, I keep thinking if I did something different..." Rachel sobbed in the Diary Room. Doesn't she know you can't do anything about acts of cod?

"Look after him please, it's a sad day. It just looks like he was unable to survive the Big Brother House. I don't blame him," said Mikey in the little room. You're telling us. "We done the best to give him medicine and by this morning it was too late, we were counting the hours away." Maybe it was just time for it to go up to the big fish pond in the sky.

Big Brother comforted Rachel and instructed to bring the other fish too. Hopefully it wasn't off to join it's sole-mate, just yet...

For the record, no fish were harmed in the making of this story.

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/n...31&position=34

[CassetteFinger]

Hahaha i did find it hilarious reading it, but poor Rachel, so sweet

[fingers]

They killed them by constantly changing the water and putting the fish into shock by the sudden changes in temperature

[CassetteFinger]

only one has died though not both.

[Jase]

Awww Bless

[Marc]

Lol they will get complaints, some sad acts will phone in

[Benjamin]

OMG!!! Was it Gilbert or Grape? Damn my chances of one of the fish winning is sinking fast!!

[CbgAndy]

[Marc]

wtf? lol

[BigOz]

Originally posted by ChanAndy

(falls of the chair laughing) xD.

[CbgAndy]

thanks

lol

[Fom]

So young

[hannah-14]

Amen 2 all!!! & goodnight all xoxoxo

[30stone]

Originally posted by Marcjswp
Lol they will get complaints, some sad acts will phone in

lol theres always one channel 4 gets complaints for silly things sometimes.

[rayheartbliss]

hated them anyway!

[Fom]

Originally posted by rayheartbliss
hated them anyway!

I know I saw on live feed, Grape talking horribly about Lisa!

[Tom4784]

For the love of GOD! Why take these young fish in their prime!

*Dons black veil*

God rest their souls, poor little mites.

[LilSis08]

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"I'm just gutted, I keep thinking if I did something different..." Rachel sobbed in the Diary Room.

Aw, this is what I love about Rachel. I'd be backing her to win (if Stu leaves) but she just goes too far with it sometimes. At least she likes animals, that goes a long way with me!

And Mo said 'lets cook it' - kind of proves my point about Mo doesn't it!??

[Sticks]

OK

Where can I report C4 / Endemol to the RSPCA

[Willz]

Did Rachel actually cry?

[LilSis08]

Bless her...

[bigbr0ther]

It's not Rachel's fault. It's the producers fault. Those fish didn't have any of the things goldfish need. Disgusting.

[Daffodil]

Agreed. No oxygen. They died a long death through suffocation. Not nice.

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by Marcjswp
Lol they will get complaints, some sad acts will phone in

I already phoned in.....

[LilSis08]

Why is it a 'sad act' to complain about their treatment of defenceless animals???