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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Rutland
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Rachel Hylton gets the heave-ho
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Rachel Hylton gets the heave-ho Rachel Hylton was booted off X Factor last night after being in the bottom two for the third week.
The 26-year-old former druggie sung I’m Not Leaving Without You in the sing-off against boyband JLS.
Mentor Dannii Minogue said: “She’s an amazing, amazing girl, we’ve had a great time and I’m really sad she has to go.”
Earlier in the evening the mother-of-five sung Rule The World as part of the Take That theme night.
Round up of tonight’s performers
Alexandra Burke - Relight my fire
It’s lucky that Alexandra knows how to belt out a song because the poor girl has no sob story to rely on.
Week in week out I feel sorry for her knowing there’s no dead partner, she hasn’t missed the birth of a sibling, and the her throat hasn’t been ravaged by a near-death-inducing bout of, erm, something wrong with her throat (that’s a medical term).
Last week I was overjoyed to hear that she suffered the indignation as a child of having to share a bedroom with her sister while growing up.
How on earth did she overcome that to become the diva that walked out on stage tonight?
She stormed it.
Ruth Lorenzo - Love Ain’t Here Anymore
Usually when I click on the TV and see a voluptuous Spanish senorita caress herself, hike up her dress every now and again, and breathlessly gurn, it’s in the privacy of my own home and not sat in the News of the World offices.
This performance was damn near pornographic – and I’ve never been more thankful to Take That in my life.
And to top it off she finished off the performance saying: “I just can’t hold back.”
Oh really Ruth.
But even better was the insight into Cheryl Cole’s mind who said she finds the Spaniard “absolutely inspirational” because she’s from another country.
Wow, you are quite right Cheryl. She’s moved a whole two hour flight from home. No she wasn’t chased out by a totalitarian regime who threatened her life.
And no, she didn’t travel to lands afar to go into battle on the frontline.
She just fancied a bit of a change.
Mind you, she probably did have to fly Ryanair, so she has some idea of what real adversity is.
JLS - Million Love Songs
JLS, or Marvin and Some Blokes as they should now be called.
Why doesn’t the little fella just go it alone? He sounded great, then the other three came in at the chorus and all of a sudden it sounds rubbish.
And just think of all those other colours you’d be allowed to wear if you got rid of them, Marvin.
Rachel Hylton - Rule the World
Oh she stole the song. Oh no she didn’t. Oh yes she did. Oh no she didn’t.
Who cares – this completely detracted away from the real revelation of the night, which is?.
Louis Walsh deserves an award for getting some movement out of Dannii Minogue’s uber-botoxed face.
Who’d have thought that after being pumped full of all that yak juice, or goose venom, or whatever-the-bejesus it is, that she’d still be able to produce tears?!
The man should write up his findings in the British Medical Journal.
Diana Vickers - Patience
Exactly what I need every time this bleeding heart opens her whinny face.
Eoghan Quigg - Never Forget
What happened to the shy Northern Irish kid from the first few shows?
I’m not saying this in the same manner as Dermot “Not A Mean Word Will Ever Pass My Lips” O’Leary.
I mean it as: bring that guy back because this new kid makes me want to scratch my own eyes out so I don’t have to endure him trying to look jaunty.
A few weeks ago he was bumbling round in jeans from Tesco and a gaelic football shirt.
Now he thinks he’s Justin Timberlake, because the most annoying force in nature – Diana Vickers – has thrown a few smiles his way.
Give me strength.
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Source: News of the World
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