[Red Moon]

Boy, Interrupted

Derek has been bitching about a certain habit of Kemal's that sends him round the bend.

Although the pair bonded over their mole suspicions, Derek has had just about enough of one part of Kemal's behaviour.

The Tory ranted to Makosi about the diminutive diva, seething, "He's got this bad habit of interrupting anybody as if the only thing that matters is what he's saying!"

"True," shrugged Makosi, not really wanting to get involved, but Derek continued.

"I've told him every single week, he just doesn't listen!"

Looking as if he was about to explode, Derek fumed, "It's the sort of thing that tips me over the edge and makes me incandescent with rage! It drives me absolutely ********** mad!"

Giggling at the right-winger's burst of fury, Makosi snorted, "Derek, anything drives you mad!"

Suddenly calm again, Derek explained, "Oh no, not anything. I've got more patience than I thought. You should've seen me before I came here, my tolerance levels were not good."

Crikey! Can you imagine?

Source: Channel 4