[Romantic Old Bird]

Of course I think Paul Clarke's

'I have lived my life, my adult life, like what I would consider an international pop star'

a pretty unbeatable quote.

As well as most 'Helen-isms' - classics, and completely uncontrived. (Jades were often put on IMHO).

Dean's response to hearing that the girls had named the chickens after the spice girls:

"Good, it'll make it easier to kill them"

Alex telling BB that he was not a professional chicken catcher

Tim: Comprendez?

Lesley: " I know that I'm attractive'

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