[hannah.]

i went out for a meal for my birthday last night and drank 2 bottles of wine. I don't remember getting home apart from the fact that I didn't have money for my taxi so the driver shouted at me. this was because there were 8 of us at the meal and everyone only gave £10 towards it, when it came to £116, so I ended up spending all of my money on it.
I was sick in my neighbours garden and I have no idea how, and I've lost my phone so my father now detests me.

what's the worst night you've ever had?

[MrGaryy]

One night I ended up asleep in a cupboard under the stairs.

Oh or one terrible night I was in Spain on holidays with mates and got so ratarsed at a party in someone elses rooms that when I tried to find my way back to my room I couldn't find it and ended up banging furiously on some random holiday maker's room, banging and crying to let me in. luckily me actual room was the one next to it and my mate heard me and let me inside.

[supernoodles!]

lol classic hannah,and not very kind of your friends,it was your birthday meal and you had to pay for theirs

Well myself I`ve had one or two,things I`d probably be too ashamed to admit to on here.I tend to have alot of accidents as a result of alcohol,sprained my wrist once,given myself a black eye,cut my leg open and sprained my foot three times.

[Tom]

On my first lads holiday noone remembers getting back to the hotel on one of the nights, and I woke up and there were loads of people just asleep everywhere, half of them we didn't even know, and went out on the balcony to find one of my mates sprawled out surrounded by everyones rubbish, clothes, food LOL everything and "JAKE WAS HERE" written on his chest with a big arrow pointing down to you know where. He was horrified to think he might have done something but it was one of the randoms winding him up. The only thing I remember that night is having coco pops with Smirnoff Ice instead of milk and being violently sick the next day. Good times

One of the weaker stories, others are too graphic for this forum

[Corkie]

Well. One time I had way to much vodka (that drink is evil) lol.

It was at my friends sisters house and about half way through the night I went into the sisters bedroom people were sitting talking on the bed. I peered out the curtains to see people walk past and a mirror which I hadn't seen before was leaning on the window had crashed down :|. It was a massive one as well. I just stood there saying sorry to my friends when they were trying to take me a way so I didn't cut myself. Then about an hour later I needed to be sick and I ran to the bathroom opened the door but tripped on a toy or something and was sick all over my friends lap who was sitting in the bath

Worst night ever!

I gave my friends sister £20 for the damage to the mirror

[AngRemembered]

One of my worst nights was years ago (honest)
Went out to get hammered after being dumped by someone (yeah unbelievable even I was dumped once LOL)

Went with a group of girls and got completely wasted, I hailed a taxi at the end of the night back to my place with the ex, I'd forgot we'd split
I was sick in the taxi, but assured the driver my boyfriend would help clean up his car, the driver was lovely and assured me all was ok.
We got to the flat and the door opened, it was his new bird, I didnt react as I thought I was at the wrong flat.
I tried the next door, and the next, and was about to bash down door number 3 when my ex grabbed my arm.

"you dont live here anymore" he said, the taxi wanted paying and cleaning, and my ex just wanted to go back to bed ...with HER
I had no money just to leave, and was being humiliated by that bitch at my ex home, whilst being shouted at by the ex nice cabbie, all in front of the ex neighbours calling me a mouthy thug who should be locked away.. I used to bake cakes for these people ...

Fortunately my brother came to the rescue and all was good... but only just, I still have nightmares about that night

[supernoodles!]

Ooooh men ey angie


When I was 16 I was on a night out with a few friends,we were having a bit of a dance and I was well aware that my ex bf of 2 and a hald yrs ,whom may i add I had been sleeping with and still seeing and claimed wanted me back (don`t ask!) was sitting over in the corner with a bunch of his mates.
Out of nowhere over walks a girl,of whom I know by name and face but had never spoken to before.She told me that she had been going out with my ex for the past three months and that the day before she had been made aware of him cheating on her and with me.She wasn`t angry which surprised me,but she had such a smug look on her face,why,idk becuase shes the one that had been cheated on!
However I was still obviously angry and upset,so over I went to my ex,who by this time had twigged what had been said said between us and wondering what to do next.I can`t remember what I said to him next but I just remember shoving the girl infront of him and saying something along the lines of who the **** is she!?Then I threw an entire table of drinks all over him,seriously there must have been 7 pints plus on that table-it was everwhere!He then threw the table back at I got some lovely diesel stains right down my white pencil skirtstill,it was worth it

[pinkmichk]

one night i got really drunk it was a cold icy night and decided to take a short cut down a dark industrial estate i was on my own and the area it was in wasnt the best of areas of town and there was only a couple of lights on the factories
i slipped on some ice and ended up doing a very good bambi impression which sobered me up pretty quick but then i couldnt get up off the floor and ended up phoning my then boyfriend to come pick me up as it wasnt all that far from his house he walked up and ended up carrying me home with my boots in one hand me in other
my legs were seriously black and blue the next morning and could hardly walk

[Z]

Hiya.

[AngRemembered]

Originally posted by supernoodles!
Ooooh men ey angie

LOL, I don't hold this against men in general just him and the fact i was drunk
But I loved your story Supernoodles, I'd have backed you all the way there, stains and all

Some great stories here, its nice to know mistakes with drink are ..ahem common LOL
So hannah do you feel any better now, I hope so honey, it sounds like your still suffering from your hellish night with booze.

[AngRemembered]

Originally posted by pinkmichk
one night i got really drunk it was a cold icy night and decided to take a short cut down a dark industrial estate i was on my own and the area it was in wasnt the best of areas of town and there was only a couple of lights on the factories
i slipped on some ice and ended up doing a very good bambi impression which sobered me up pretty quick but then i couldnt get up off the floor and ended up phoning my then boyfriend to come pick me up as it wasnt all that far from his house he walked up and ended up carrying me home with my boots in one hand me in other
my legs were seriously black and blue the next morning and could hardly walk

LMAO.. I'm sorry but this is so common, why oh why is it everytime us girls get hammered we just happen to have THE most inapropiate footware on?

Next time I get invited to a party I'm buying a pair of ice skates, at least then I can get some practice walking like a drunk before I urghhhhhhh end up actually drunk

[Tom]

Originally posted by supernoodles!
Ooooh men ey angie


When I was 16 I was on a night out with a few friends,we were having a bit of a dance and I was well aware that my ex bf of 2 and a hald yrs ,whom may i add I had been sleeping with and still seeing and claimed wanted me back (don`t ask!) was sitting over in the corner with a bunch of his mates.
Out of nowhere over walks a girl,of whom I know by name and face but had never spoken to before.She told me that she had been going out with my ex for the past three months and that the day before she had been made aware of him cheating on her and with me.She wasn`t angry which surprised me,but she had such a smug look on her face,why,idk becuase shes the one that had been cheated on!
However I was still obviously angry and upset,so over I went to my ex,who by this time had twigged what had been said said between us and wondering what to do next.I can`t remember what I said to him next but I just remember shoving the girl infront of him and saying something along the lines of who the **** is she!?Then I threw an entire table of drinks all over him,seriously there must have been 7 pints plus on that table-it was everwhere!He then threw the table back at I got some lovely diesel stains right down my white pencil skirtstill,it was worth it

[hannah.]

Originally posted by Angiebabe

LMAO.. I'm sorry but this is so common, why oh why is it everytime us girls get hammered we just happen to have THE most inapropiate footware on?

Next time I get invited to a party I'm buying a pair of ice skates, at least then I can get some practice walking like a drunk before I urghhhhhhh end up actually drunk

I don't even know where my shoes are!!

[Sod_James]

Worst night.

Went around my mates. Drank loads of Vodka. Last thing i remember is playin buzz on the tv and my friend hitting me with the buzzer. next thing i know i wake up in my friends bed next to him.

[DamonJ]

I LOVE this thread!

[hannah.]

oh i've just found out that i kissed a complete randomer off the street last night! hmm.

[Loukas]

Halloween 2008 *Cringe*

Was going to a party, i dressed AMAZINGLY and spent 2 hours getting ready. Me and my mates being teenagers wanted to get drunk. Their was a group of about 8 of us, So the oldest 2, who are 16 but look 19 went to get everyones booze and we waited outside, everyone got bored and ran off leaving me and the other 2 with £50 worth of booze on us. It was so heavy. Their was loads of police round and we tried to hide it. The other 2 went home to pick up a coat because they were bored leaving ME WITH ALL OF IT. Police stoped me and didn't search me, but i was still really scared.

Then we got to the party an hour later and i stormed in all pissed off and 1 of my drunk mates LOCKED ME IN A BATHROOM FOR 15 MINS AND SHOUTED AT ME!! WHAT THE *******! Then she finally let me out and then we got kicked out. I went out and one of the older mates came with me, along with the crazy bitch that locked me in the bathroom. If things could not get worse, she 'couldn't breath', she started SCREAMING MY LIFE IS OVER OMG OMG OMG. Then was sick everywhere. She screamed some more and then ran back in the party. I went home with my older mate called Hannah and we went home. What a night ey?

[Arneldo]

Last Saturday at the a fancy dress party. I had 4 cans of beer and I was fine, then the absinthe came out I had three shots in a row and it all went downhill from there. I remember NOTHING! Apparently I was shouting at people telling them to "**** off", drinking absinthe out of the bottle, and I spent over and hour getting sick before falling asleep in my friends toilet My good mates had to take turns looking after me, and they had to walk withh me for ages after cause no taxi would take. me and I kept falling down in the street in cold.

It's fair to say the next day I felt like complete ****.

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by hannah.
oh i've just found out that i kissed a complete randomer off the street last night! hmm.

Classy

[Tom]

Originally posted by hannah.
oh i've just found out that i kissed a complete randomer off the street last night! hmm.

Thats just a normal night out for me

[SiaSiaSia]

I'd tell a story, but I'd have to remember them :P

Urgh I remember in Paris there was alchohol, a bath, nutella, a broken shower rail thing and champagne spilt over a bed.

Oh yes, I'm wild and kinky.

Hahaha.

[Joelston]

Too many to mention!

One particular one was this summer....me and my friends weredriving in one of their cars, and i downed a bottle of red wine in about 5 minutes

Got to one of their houses, and we carried on drinking. I also smoked so much and drank so much that i threw up all over his bathroom and then fell asleep on his kitchen table before having some *fun* with an ex-girlfriend on his sofa.

So yeah, happy memories!

[hannah.]

I am loving this thread

and I would like to add that despite it being a horrifically bad night, it was very, very, VERY fun thanks to my amazing friends
there were 4 birthday gatherings upstairs in the restaurant, and we were last to leave and therefore last to have happy birthday sung at me, but when other people were having it sung to them, on the last line my friends would stand up and shout HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR HAAAAAAAANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, and the other tables would glare at us
it was fantastic