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Old 26-03-2006, 08:59 PM #26
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Haven't u 2 got an appreciation society to make or something?
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Old 26-03-2006, 09:04 PM #27
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You don't know who Chuck Norris is? Shame on you!

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren’t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Very well said Daniel, oh how they lived to regret that day
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Haven't u 2 got an appreciation society to make or something?
the last one i made got closed down..and that was a gem of a thread
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See the Chuckster in action half way through this:

http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/
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Chuck Norris is a Right Wing Fundamentalist Christian. End of story.
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Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because he's a pussy.
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Only Joking
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Who is/was meatloaforever? lol
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Chuck Norris can't shave because his hair is indestructible.
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Chuck Norris' Sex is on fire!
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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HENRY TOWNSHEND COULD STOMP NORRIS OUT OF EXISTANCE

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Oh No You Didn't!

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris is an anagram of

No rich *uck-rs
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally is hiding.
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Chuck Norris is the only actor with an STD/SDI named after him
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Chuck Norris can make an omelette without cracking the eggs.
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Chuck Norris is often used as a stand in when president Bush gives a press conferance in Iraq
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Dammit.. I was trying to think of a shoe-related one! LoL
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