[Red Moon]

The Show Mustn't Go On

An irate Makosi got out of bed to complain about the noise Kinga was making, but it had little effect as the tipsy Londoner continued to party.

And Craig and Anthony were in hysterics as Kinga put on a loud and raunchy show for them in the kitchen.

"Yeah! I'm so drunk! I'm so ********** pissed," Kinga declared while rolling on the floor like the latter stages of a one-woman hen night. Then she began to loudly sing a song that lyrically seemed to be a list of female body parts and swearwords.

Makosi came in from the bedroom and sternly said: "It's not alright, Derek your friend is ********** ill. I love you, but not when you're singing and people are trying to sleep."

Makosi stormed off and Craig and Anthony just laughed as Kinga carried on with a performance that would leave a touring rugby team aghast.

"You'd better keep it down," Anthony suggested.

"******* this, I'm a princess," she replied somewhat the worse for wear.

She continued with her floor show, the highlights of which included farting, crawling across the dining table while growling, playing with her boobs, swearing, shouting, singing loudly and at one point riding the bin in a manner that a bin wouldn't expect - even on its birthday.

Eventually, Makosi returned and led her out to the living room to give her a lecture.

"There's no point making a fool of yourself, they're laughing at you not with you," she said.

"I'm trying to be responsible but I'm drunk," Kinga slurred and then started crying.

"Imagine how children feel when they see you doing that?" Makosi stated. "By coming in here you're a role model and 15 and 16-year-old girls are saying 'I want to be like Kinga' so think of that."

Kinga giggled and staggered off in search of water.

Source: Channel 4