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I read this Polly woman every morning and her list of top housemates seems to be based on the last nights show, rather than any consistent opinion on them. Only last week she had Ant top and Makosi bottom, and she really had a go at Craig. Now Craig is second!!

But it usually makes some good reading with my early morning coffee while I try to waste as much time in work as possible before the boss gets in!!