[Red Moon]

POLLYOMETER

1. MAKOSI
I've decided to embrace her fantastic, unbalanced nuttiness.

So loved her being all sweet and so-sorry-I-didn't-chose-you-instead-of-Orlaith to Kinga, then whispering to Craig, "I'm nervous I didn't pick the girl from the secret garden. She's gonna stab me at night - 'Die bitch, die'."

2. CRAIG
Summed up his frustration brilliantly, by telling Anthony: "You shouldn't be in this house, you're like chocolate... for people who really like chocolate."

He should make the most of it, though - once they get out and Ant watches the show, he'll never go anywhere near him again.

3. ANTHONY
He may be a tedious, thick, dull midget, but one thing he ain't is a tease.

When Craig made 10million naughty suggestions during Truth or Dare, he said: "I would rather wipe my a*** with a broken bottle. Get your head around it, it's not happening."

4. KINGA
Yesterday, I was all for her going into the house.

If I'd have known she was going to say, "Oh, Derek's lovely" then instigate more revolting late-night pool action, I wouldn't have been so keen.

Still, I'll put it down to excitement and give her one last chance.

5. EUGENE
When Eugene dances, it makes me wish my parents had been born 200 years apart so they never would have met, then I would never have been born and have lived to see Eugene dance.

And if he says Gatwick Airport should be called Crawley International ONE MORE TIME...

6. DEREK
I was no Orlaith fan myself, but Derek's obsessed.

The pretentious loser's still bitching about her a full 24-hours after she walked out.

Move on, for God's sake.

Or just for mine, actually, because it's bad enough having to watch him at all without this.

Source: The Mirror

[~Kizwiz~]

That about sums them up!!!

[ThaGazBoi]

Makosi number 1 )

[Slartibartfast]

I read this Polly woman every morning and her list of top housemates seems to be based on the last nights show, rather than any consistent opinion on them. Only last week she had Ant top and Makosi bottom, and she really had a go at Craig. Now Craig is second!!

But it usually makes some good reading with my early morning coffee while I try to waste as much time in work as possible before the boss gets in!!