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(Theme tune) Scene one - Miami office with Detective Bhaz Chewy: So Bhaz, hows the wife? Bhaz: Leave it will ya you shmuck Chewy: ahahahaha *Captain B. Johnson runs in* B.J: Bhaz, Chewy, come quick....Linda Berturde has been found dead in M. Barrymoar's pool Chewy: My god...not another! Scene 2 - B. Barrymoar's pad Chewy: Looks like murder Bhaz: How do ya know you shmuck? Chewy: Cant you see the gunshot wound in his head and the literally bloodbath? Bhaz: Oh, yeah, I didnt see that ya shmuck... To be continued
Last edited by Scarlett.; 26-11-2011 at 07:51 PM. |
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Cool! I also want this made into a PS3/XBOX 360 game!
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It might just be made into one
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Better not be a wii and DS!!! That would be crimes agains gaming on such a high level that pac-man and dizzy will kick yo ass!
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Nah, I'd never sell out to the reality tv of gaming
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^Good good, very good!
Wii's and the DS are for people that hate games!.. Nintendo are the evil! Yeah Chewy P.I must have many mini movies to put on youtube.. Then take over the world. |
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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Ahh... your theme music rocks man! lol.. loved that first time round.. :P
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Opening scene
*Bhaz and Chewy are driving across a bridge* ![]() Chewy: So Bhaz, who do you think did it? Bhaz: Im not sure, we should head to the golf club Chewy: Why? Bhaz: because its full of shmucks Chewy: but of course.... Scene two - Gof club ![]() *Chewy and Bhaz head to the main office, where owner Sam "Magic" Finger's is smoking a cigar* Sam: What the hell do you want officers Bhaz: We're looking for Mr. M Barrymoar Sam: Well he aint here! Chewy: Get him Bhaz! Sam: Ok...you shmucks....he is at the local porn film studio...... Chewy: thanks.... |
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Scene 1 - Porn film studio
*Chewy and Bhaz get out of the car as the theme tune plays* Chewy: Bhaz...prepare to be shocked by what we are about to see Bhaz: I've seen it all before, you shmuck Chewy: Well, this is Sperminator 2 Bhaz: Oh, I saw, number one a while back, I thought the acting was very good Chewy: You would Scene 2 - inside the studio Director: AND ACTION *A car flys onto the set and crashes in front of Bhaz and Chewy, who are in shot* Director: What the ****! Chewy: Huh? Is this not the set for Sperminator? Drector: Does this look like a porn flick? *Chewy looks around* Chewy: Oops.... Director: Sperminator was shut down due to lack of funds...I was made to direct this peice of crap... called Robocop or something Bhaz: Sounds crap Director: it is....now what the **** do you want? |
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Scene 1 - Dark room
*Chewy wakes up in a dark room* Chewy: huh? ???: So...you have been looking for me I hear? Chewy: Barrymoar? Barrymoar: *walks out of the shadow* It is me Chewy: Feck.... Barrymoar: your friend had a good few last minutes? Chewy: Bhaz? *Chewy looks over at a chair covered in blood* WHAT DID YOU DO? Barrymoar: Well first..I got this drill and I... Chewy: Why? Barrymoar: because you are poking your nose in something that is none of your buisness Chewy: Who are you? Barrymoar: We are....the Russian Mafia! |
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