[Lauren]

Andy!!

I will forever wear gloves from now on. No-one will see my sacred giant hand.

[andyman]

Hey you could be the new X-men star.... Spades! "Don't worry about the fire rain, shelter under my hand!"

[Lauren]

Lmao, that's it. I'm going to self-harm my hand until it's chopped to normal size.

[andyman]

You could get it done in LA, women there have heel jobs!!

They could file down your finger bones and side hand bone to make it look more, you know... Normal, like normal people.

Hey you should find it easy playing the geeeetar.

[Lauren]

I tried playing guitar. Hey, here's the irony - I couldn't reach some chords.

I used to play cello.. maybe it stretched out my fingers!

[andyman]

.. Hey women have long fingers anyway, that will change as you age and put weight on.

[Lauren]

You're not making me feel better andy.

[andyman]

It could be worse, you could have two GIANT legs.. That would be worse.
Or a HUGE head! C'mon don't be silly, love the hand..

[Lauren]

Originally posted by andyman
It could be worse, you could have two GIANT legs.. That would be worse.
Or a HUGE head! C'mon don't be silly, love the hand..

I think my legs are quite long? I look like an emu in one picture.

Oh gawd, I'm ****ed in the genetics department.

[Novo]

V






YES!!!!!

[andyman]

Long legs? Many women would kill to have long legs, you are good looking but keep the hand in the pocket/handbag..


Thats it! Long legs, HUGE hands... Netball.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by andyman
but keep the hand in the pocket/handbag.

LOL. I swear you've actually made me self-conscious now.

[andyman]

No Spartics and Azfüks!!

ROME ONLY!!! Dam you gotta learn.

[andyman]

Originally posted by Lauren

LOL. I swear you've actually made me self-conscious now.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by andyman

Bahahahaha that's my hand!!