[Annie]

I want a jar of happiness

[Magic]

Originally posted by Annie
I want a jar of happiness

Hello Annie,

Sorry about the wait. A TRUE jar of happiness comes from the heart. Think of all the good things about you. Great face, great fashion sense, great body, great bangers, great brain, big sex drive AND a lovely personality.

However,


Thanks for your time,
Magic

[Annie]

Thanks Sam. I am sure I will fill my jar soon.

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Magic

Heya Laura,

At the Magic shop we often like to look around these problems. First of all, why do you want 'low' Calorie food? Are you upset about your image? Do you not feel confident with who you are. Try and think of all of the good things about you, and if you still dont feel confident in yourself visit your local GP.

Is the fudge cakes, alcohol and Chicken Curry Fried Rice really neccesary? Why not look for alternate foods? Drinking excessive amounts of alcohol doesn't do you any good!

Pure Vodka is a low calorie drink though, here is a recipe for a low calorie fudge cake and here is a low calorie chicken curry recipe.

Hope we have helped,
Have a nice time at the GP,
Customer Services Department,
Magic

geee thanks Sam!

[Princess]

Hello. I have exams in a few days which I barely know anything for and I really don't feel like studying. Can you micraously make me pass and make summer hurry up pleaseeeee?

[Magic]

Originally posted by Princess
Hello. I have exams in a few days which I barely know anything for and I really don't feel like studying. Can you micraously make me pass and make summer hurry up pleaseeeee?

Hello Laura,

Here at the Magic shop we are suffering the same problem. It can be hard. Sadly, we cant do your exams for you. However, we reccomend you imagine yourself on the day you get your results... and you have failed.

Try and think - THIS CANT HAPPEN. Sit down, revise in whatever way you find best. After one hour have break.

Keep at it kitten,
Sam

[Princess]

Originally posted by Magic

Hello Laura,

Here at the Magic shop we are suffering the same problem. It can be hard. Sadly, we cant do your exams for you. However, we reccomend you imagine yourself on the day you get your results... and you have failed.

Try and think - THIS CANT HAPPEN. Sit down, revise in whatever way you find best. After one hour have break.

Keep at it kitten,
Sam

Thank you Sam I will try my best!

[Ruth*Star]

Can i have a picture of a cute cat please? that'd brighten my day

[Magic]

Originally posted by Ruth*Star
Can i have a picture of a cute cat please? that'd brighten my day

Hope this changes your day.

Please pay at the counter,
Magic

[Ruth*Star]

^Awwww, thank you....

[MR.K!]

Can you make me laugh please ?

[Magic]

Originally posted by MR.K!
Can you make me laugh please ?

I'm crap at humour online...

Youtube video

Here is a sad video instead

Youtube video

Here is a rather funny video.

Sorry about our bad service, we reccomend Shaun.

Head of customer services,
Magic

[Harry!]

Can I have a 'sexy' picture of Madonna to look at?

[MR.K!]

Originally posted by Magic

I'm c**p at humour online...

Youtube video

Here is a sad video instead

Youtube video

Here is a rather funny video.

Sorry about our bad service, we reccomend Shaun.

Head of customer services,
Magic

Where do i go for refunds ?

[Magic]

Originally posted by Harry.
Can I have a 'sexy' picture of Madonna to look at?

Heya Harry,

Sadly we cant work miracles... but I hope this helps



Magic.

[Magic]

Originally posted by MR.K!

Where do i go for refunds ?

We are more than happy to help.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Magic

Heya Harry,

Sadly we cant work miracles... but I hope this helps



Magic.

Thanks.

*Saves picture in 'my pictures'*

[MR.K!]

Originally posted by Magic

We are more than happy to help.

Looks like you succeeded in the end.
Thanks.