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This is the first pilot episode, and there wil be four of these throughout the week, leading up to the first official episode on Tuesday! A Normal episode will be 10 times this, so don't worry if you think it is too short! Enjoy, and plase comment!

The Square
It is midnight. Brona is sitting on the bench alone, with a bin bag beside her. She is holding an empty vodka bottle in one hand and a cigarette in the other. She is clearly very drunk. She is wearing a very revealing top and a mini skirt. She shouts loudly into the air
Brona: WHO WANTS A PEICE OF ME! C,MON! YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME!
She Laughs and twirls around in a circle. Sticks is inside his house and opens up the window to see what is happening. He see's Brona spinning around in the square
Sticks: Look Who it is! Go find a street to sleep on!
Brona hears him shouting, and turns to him. She starts shouting
Brona: EW! NOT YOU YOU DIRTY OLD MAN! OI! YOU WANNA TOUCH?
Brona Bends over, showing her bare bum to Sticks. A Shocked look comes to his face as he quickly closes the window
Sticks: Oh my!