[Indierock&roll]

mario - "Mikeys got a disability! open your eyes!"

[xmynxiex]

one of mine has to be when - Helen Adams: Is there chicken in chick peas?
LOL so remember her saying that..........

[Killian]

In BB:CH when they all had to dress as eachother.

John : Who are you supposed to be? Me?
Emilia (being John): No... I'm Shrek.

And...

Amy: You are Big Bastard! And you have Big Brother's Little Bitch.

[Harry!]

Nikki complaining about Richard eating the cerial

Nikki: Why don't you eat them you fat ox.

[moonballoon]

hahaha .... this is a brilliant thread. I hadn't heard any of these before ...

One of my favourite moments was probably before most of you littl'uns were born ... in BB5 i think? When Victor was ranting and raging in the diary room, putting on his gangster talk, and then when he'd finished, he paused, and asked BB really politely if they could have some more milk and bread.

Me and my friend were literally hysterical with laughter that time, I remember.

[Z]

Any of Jade's legendary comments in BB3!

[=-Incognito-=]

BB9, about 6 to 8 weeks in:

Rachel 'Darnell are you black?'

[CocaColin]

BB7,

Nikki: WHO IS SHE, WHO IS SHE? WHERE DID YOU FIND HER!

[Basil131]

^
Lol!
I loved the one by Glyn:
"I don't want to be ejaculated from the house"

[Harry!]

From my fave HM ever Chanelle

Big Brother: And who is Chanelle?
Chanelle : Meeeeeeeeeeee!

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by Harry.
Nikki complaining about Richard eating the cerial

Nikki: Why don't you eat them you fat ox.

That was hilarious.

Aisleyne- "I just to ghetto to be on here you know what i mean!?" and "You better know yourself if your talking about me little girl.

Nikki- "I mean i wouldnt even wipe my ass with Richard or Lea, no..... i would rathe ruse toilet paper" "Im drunk, but i NEED more alcohol", "I can feel the venom pouring out of me as i BEREEEETH!"

Kemal- "At least someones getting wet tonight, and its not Saskia" (something like that)

"This is BB, in the interest of the health and safety of housemates, can you please remove the condom from your head"

Michelle- "Noo naked jacuzziness!"

[matty0boy]

Originally posted by =-Incognito-=
BB9, about 6 to 8 weeks in:

Rachel 'Darnell are you black?'

haha that was my favourite from last year....darnell then replies ...yup one in a million ...classic

[matty0boy]

A favourite from shabbaz in big brother 7 talking to glyn......'I'm sorry Glyn but I'm a tactile person and I'm going to continue touching you. When I do just imagine I'm one of your straight rugby friends, ok?'

[Smithy]

Luke n bex last year when he said "rebecca i dont feel comfortable in this position i dont no what your putting in me"

[matty0boy]

sorry another one of my favourites ..there's just too many xD ...from maxwell in big brother 6 '''When you wake up in the morning and the first thing you hear is some bloke saying 'Oh God, where have I put my stillettoes?', you know you're in a nuthouse.'''

[lily.]

Originally posted by Annie
Aw Sam you are so young. Charlie has been used for YEARS.

this. lol

[Harry!]

Richard: You do stinky poo's
Nikki: I don't! They smell of roses!

lol

[lily.]

One of my favourite quotes was:

Richard BB7 (nominating Imogen): "She's like genital warts..she just wont go away"

[lily.]

Also...

Alex BB3 (doing nominations) : "I'd like to nominate Johnny for urinating in the shower as it's disgusting. I'd like to nominate Alison because she also urinates in the shower and it's also disgusting" [might not be word-for-word but that was close]



Alex was class! Here's a vid which made me laugh..

click here

[Harry!]

Charley sad this about Chanelle:

"Chanelle's a freak and needs to live in a zoo."

[Jayson]

Jade Goody's, "Do they speak Portuguese in Portugal? I thought Portugal was in Spain!"

[matty0boy]

also another one from bb6 ....kemal is taking a bath in a dustbin, housemates such as anthony roberto nd maxwell saying he wont fit and science comes up with "he's so skinny he could hula hoop through a cheerio"

[Jayson]

Or Dean's "Call the chickens after Spice Girls.. it'll make it easier to kill them"

[Jayson]

Soz for another post but when Pete Burns said "When you're out of here, you're going to get a job at Disneyland… as one of the rides" to Chantelle, I remember I nearly shat myself

[*mazedsalv**]

"And who is Chanelle?"
".... Meeee.... stupid"

Chanelle (to charley)- "Eww dont spit all over yourself, you scruff little slut"