[karlyashworth]

Originally posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky

Im going to call you out on that. How would she make the following three things fun then.....

1. Washing Up.....(I hate it so)

2. Standing In A Queue for a long time....(like at Disney).

3. Telling two small children that their parents had just been killed by santa. (a little tough one at the end....but worth 5 points compared to the other questions worth only 2).

just like at school......Discuss.

I answer truthfully, and from my experience with Karly:

1. Washing Up
Washing up is made far more entertaining with Karly Ashworth as she likes to debate the best way to load a dishwasher. Whilst my employer follows the instruction manual, and even errs on the side of caution by rinsing the materials before they are washed in the Machine; Karly simply loads it all up regardless. The fun is brought out in the debate which leads from this clash of logic. A dishwasher washes, so why should one wash the items first, yet, the dishwasher is more efficient in that the goods are cleaner should one choose to wash the items first.

2. Queuing
Queueing is made far more entertaining with Karly Ashworth as one simply gets to stare at her Ass, which is phenomenal, and never gets tired. I will use the example of the Airport, where Karly's beauty makes every task, as mundane even as waiting to check in, more entertaining by simply looking at her.

3. Breaking the News
Breaking the News is made far more entertaining by Karly Ashworth as she is an incredibly creative character that can make the best of everything. Karly, I suppose, will sit down with the Children and talk them through death in a more appropriate manner. The Murderer being Santa, makes the task more interesting as the memory of the demise will be brought up every Christmas. Karly would very much so seek to spend every Christmas with the Children, even sending them personalized and thoughtful gifts to lessen the impact.

As a bonus, I attach a picture of Karly doing the dishes... I guarantee you, that you are smiling after looking at this picture, therefore, I stand corrected, Karly does make even the most mundane of tasks, fun.