[Romantic Old Bird]

Good grief!! Just WHO has got £3000 to spend on a suitcase, a book and two naff outfits???

The net worth must be about £100 at a push, assuming all were new (and you also had no taste).
The cost of a signed copy of the book will be about a fiver in a couple of months.........

Pity they don't send the money to the Niger appeal:

What your money can buy

£10 can buy vital re-hydration salts for 500 children.



£50 feeds a family of seven for more than two months.



£100 keeps ten milking cows alive for more than six weeks.

Don't you think?