[bonzobravo]

Jade enters the room, to reveal a shocking announcement
"I've got sumthink to tell you, I am actually half Zombie"

Spencer reacts by saying
"Jade have you been taking stupid p..........."

[Janette]

Spencer reacts by saying

"Jade have you been taking stupid p...........j's comments to heart again? Ignore him baba, he's just not............"

[bonzobravo]

"Jade have you been taking stupid p...........j's comments to heart again? Ignore him baba, he's just not getting enough sex, so hes frustrated"

Jade retorts back with
" Why doesn't he just have a w............?"

[Janette]

a w......alk round the garden to cool down"

PJ decided to do just that but when he opened the patio doors he discovered that........


(Keep it clean guys! )

[bonzobravo]

PJ decided to do just that but when he opened the patio doors he discovered that an intruder had broken in, PJ ran back inside.

Adele shouted out
"Its only Brian Dowling!!!"

With that they invited Brian in to the house
Were Brian told them that
"I thought you should know somthing about one of your EVIL housemates, S...................."

[Kaz]

...................Sandy - he peed in the bin the night before he left the house!

'Oh god, that is SO disgusssssting' exclaimed Alex! 'If I knew he had done that I would have .............................................

[Romantic Old Bird]

If I'd known that I would have been very very cross.

However, I do think that you have to give everybody the benefit of the doubt at least once, and Sandy was a little bit tipsy. In fact, Sandy had not been careful.

I would go as far as to say that Sandy.................................

[Boris]

..................that Sandy was completely disorientated ! He thought he was in the bathroom peeing in the shower which is , of course, where all other housemates pee [except Alex !] whether they admit it or not. If we had waited just a little longer we would have seen him climb into the sink with a bar of soap,a loofa and a lot of enthusiasm for washing his f.........

[splodge0]

If we had waited just a little longer we would have seen him climb into the sink with a bar of soap,a loofa and a lot of enthusiasm for washing his f......... four skinless sausages he was preparing for breakfeast.

Penny swooned, as she has a secret passion for fry-ups, and promptly raides the cupboard for a large p.......

[Jayjay]

Penny swooned, as she has a secret passion for fry-ups, and promptly raides the cupboard for a large photo of Stewart to put on the darts board.

Brian is looking for Narinder and singing nasty boy. Jonny is hopeing to experience everything and Tim is telling Big Brother that .....................