[President]

Highlights from tonight's show, 1st July, 9pm on Channel 4.
" Karly and Dogface dread their partners for the task
" Halfwit and Sree face the public vote
" Kris and Halfwit don't see eye-to-eye
" Sree suffers memory loss


10.48am
For this weeks shopping task, the housemates will be experiencing all things Italian, embracing the culture, the food, the fashion and the music. The housemates are dividing up who does which tasks.
Sree and Dogface (Sophie) will run a 24-hour 'Gelato' ice-cream stand, with Big Brother placing orders throughout the duration of the task via the ice cream phone. They will need to deliver the order to the Diary Room within 3 minutes in order to pass the task.
Halfwit, Karly and Rodrigo will attempt to recreate the famous Three Tenors version of Giacomo Puccini's Nessun Dorma from the opera Turandot.
Siavash, as a Fashionista, will be required to rapidly change his outfit whenever Big Brother deems them to be "so last hour". He must also take part in a trigger task- every time he hears the song "Vogue by Madonna', he must strike a pose and hold it until the music stops.
Charlie and Kris trigger must become footballers, and every time they hear the trigger GOALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZIO they must give a demonstration of the passion and drama Italian Footballers are so well known for.
Lisa must learn the art of predicting Football Scores. She will be provided with an MP3 player with Mike Bovill announcing a list of football scores, and must familiarise herself with the intonations that accompany a win, draw or loss. She will be called into the Diary Room where Mike Bovill will reel off the first half of some football scores - she must guess from his tone whether Italy won, lost or drew the match.

Karly and Dogface are in the bedroom discussing the task. Dogface says of doing the task with Sree 'He'll drive me mad'. Karly thinks she's got the 'worst one', saying if Halfwit starts demanding she practises she will tell him 'Ram your practise time up your hoop'. Noirin comes in and admits she couldn't have done the icrecream task with Sree, saying 'I wouldn't be able to do it with him. I'd actually just lose my patience', and then 'He would have driven me crazy. I would have ended up walking out of the house'. Sree comes in and says 'Sophie, we need to win this and prove them wrong'.
1:19pm
Siavash comes to the diary room dressed in a barrel, glittery platform heels and a hat with a model of a rooster on top. He finds it impossible to sit down in the diary room because of the barrel, and when talking to Big Brother about the rules of the task falls over and is unable to get up for quite some time. As he leaves the diary room he says to Big Brother 'You are a horrible horrible person'.
2:12pm:
Karly and Rodrigo are in the sitting room practising their singing. Halfwit is singing in the bathroom so loudly they can't concentrate 'Freddie, shut up!' screams Karly.
3:20pm:
Siavash is lying on the floor in the living room is his barrel. Charlie sneaks up and pinches his rear - Siavash shrieks 'What the ******? You ******ing bastard!'. Big Brother then plays 'Vogue', and Kris and Charlie have to help a desperate Sivash get to his feet.
3:31pm:
Halfwit and Karly are practising their singing still in the sitting room. Karly asks if they can practise together, but Halfwit says they should use the last five minutes of having the MP3 players to listen to the song again. Karly gets irritated, and says 'Let's just do what Freddie wants'.
Karly then walks into the living room and says to various housemates 'I've just had my first argument with arsehole'.
4:42pm:
The housemates are in the garden to watch Halfwit, Karly and Rodrigo perform. Karly opens the song, but there's confusion during the second part when both Rodrigo and Halfwit start singing together. Karly says of Halfwit 'He's done it wrong…he's ****ed it up on purpose'. After they finish, the housemates applaud and throw roses on to the podium. Rodrigo, Karly and Halfwit all try and work out why they messed up the task.
5:31pm:
The housemates are in the sitting room to hear the results of this weeks nominations. Sree and Halfwit are both nominated for eviction. Halfwit goes into the garden toilet and says to himself 'Yes. The ******ers. This will sh*t things up a bit'.
Back in the living room, Halfwit says to Siavash 'Honestly, I'm very happy for it to be him or me…this week will completely change the social dynamics in the house. Lisa's protection? There's no protection. And as soon as any of those people who relied on it go up for eviction they go home'.


8:10pm:
Lisa goes to the diary room for her part of the task. She has to determine whether Italy won, lost or drew their game by hearing a commentator read all of the result except the other teams score. She must predict seven correctly, but only manages six.
9:37pm:
Marcus and Noirin are in the garden talking about Sree and Halfwit. Noirin says she hopes Sree goes. Marcus says he's starting to feel sorry for Freddie, because 'It's just Lisa and Kris that don't like him and everyone else just follows on'.
In the living room, Sivash, Kris and Halfwit are in the living room talking the evictions. Halfwit says he doesn't think he's even 'that much of an annoyance', to which Kris replies 'I do'. Freddie says he thinks he's been mainly a tactical vote, and Kris disagrees and says 'I really don't, Freddie. They just want to nominate you'. Freddie claims that certain people are 'constantly bitching and scheming behind my back and this has been a handicap from day one'. Halfwit mentions Lisa specifically, to which Kris says 'I don't think she bitches and schemes about you…I just don't think she likes you that much'. After further disagreement, Kris walks off saying 'I can't take you talking to me like that. You're so ****ing patronising'
10:47pm:
Big Brother orders an ice-cream - a single lemon ice cone with 57 sugar strands. Sree and Dogface are frantically counting out sugar strands, but when Sree goes to put them on the ice cream he drops several off them but insists it was only 3.
4:23am:
The ice cream phone rings, and Sree and Dogface wake up, having slept in the living room. Sree stumbles to the phone, unable to put his hat and mumbling to himself. Marcus tells him to pick it up. Big Brother orders three ice creams with various toppings - Sree listens, staring vacantly throughout the order. 'Oh no', says Sree. He goes over to the ice cream parlour and gets the orders completely wrong. Struggling to remember, he asks Marcus 'Was the third ice cream mint choc chip yeah, Marcus?' who replies 'You didn't say anything! How am I supposed to know?' As Sree rushes to deliver the ice creams to the diary room, Marcus says '****ing useless'.

[vesavius]

Nice one.

[Chuckyegg]

hey!!!! its the spoiler person. hi spoiler person!!

yeah coz i do like to read the show rather than watch it.

[Jayson]

President, you never fail to give the goods

[McNab]

Chuckyegg : if you didn't want to know why read the thread.

[*mazedsalv**]

Thanks President

[kisywisy]

lol can't wait to watch it!!

[kisywisy]

Originally posted by Chuckyegg
hey!!!! its the spoiler person. hi spoiler person!!

yeah coz i do like to read the show rather than watch it.

why did you read it then???

it's clearly headed as a spoiler

[Marzy]

Thansk for the info. To be honest i won't be watching the h-lights. Every show ends with me feeling negative, there are too many nasties in the house. It's every day now that there is nastiness towards Freddie and it's getting me down.

[Sam!]

Sree thinks he's so smart going on to Siavash last night "You have nothing" etc. He's such a prick, can't wait till hes evicted to boos.

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by Marzy
Thansk for the info. To be honest i won't be watching the h-lights. Every show ends with me feeling negative, there are too many nasties in the house. It's every day now that there is nastiness towards Freddie and it's getting me down.

No, Marzy!
We need all the viewing figures we can get, to prove it's watched, even if we do moan!!

[=-Incognito-=]

Thanks Pres!

[Jordan.]

'Ram your practise time up your hoop'

[DiamondDogTags]

cheers pres.

[Chuckyegg]

i didn't read it. its on the telly tonight.

[Rory]

Saves me an hour of my life reading this. I won't watch until Sree's gone.

[CallumJoshuaSturt]

I haven't read this because whats the point in watching if you post something like this?????????????????????????????????????????????

[Chuckyegg]

Originally posted by CallumJoshuaSturt
I haven't read this because whats the point in watching if you post something like this?????????????????????????????????????????????

exactly thank you

[Smugington]

Originally posted by Chuckyegg

exactly thank you

Don't read it then, moron, it's clearly marked [SPOILERS] for the ones who don't like it. We don't need your comments.

[Chuckyegg]

Originally posted by Smugington

Don't read it then, moron, it's clearly marked [SPOILERS] for the ones who don't like it. We don't need your comments.

charming!!

[Gooner_mad]

Thank you Mr President.

[President]

Originally posted by Gooner_mad
Thank you Mr President.

No problem.

Whatever Barrack wants, Barrack gets.

Just going to see Michelle right now. Pop back later.

[wilful_woodpecker]

I haven't read the whole of the details; but a quick glimpse to get an idea of the task was great to read;

looking forward to seeing this, and the reactions of Sree and Freddie (didn't read that bit!)

I saw the spoiler heading so knew exactly what I was letting myself in for:

Thanks for the info

[Marzy]

Originally posted by HELLIWONTGO

No, Marzy!
We need all the viewing figures we can get, to prove it's watched, even if we do moan!!

Okey dokey, it's on a 9pm anyway so i might.