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BB10 Big Brother 10 from 2009 was won by Sophie Reade.
Housemates: Angel, Bea, Beinazir, Cairon, Charlie, David, Freddie/Halfwit, Hira, Isaac, Kenneth, Karly, Kris, Lisa, Marcus, Noirin, Rodrigo, Saffia, Siavash, Sophia, Sophie/Dogface, Sree, Tom

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Old 06-07-2009, 02:59 PM #1
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if the housemates got a porn film task.

what would be good porn names for each housemate

my cast as follows


Charlie = BJ Stroker

Freddie/Halfwit = Orel Nutz

Karly = Blondie Phukzalot

Kris =Corporal Pimplebutt

Lisa =Tawny Nastee

Marcus =Ricky Jammer

Noirin =Tawny Swank

Rodrigo = Gunnar Swank

Siavash =Captain Quickie

Sophie/Dogface =Blondie Quickie
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BLONDIE QUICKIE
that did make me laugh
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monkey nut, gd one
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bump

was hoping for more laughs out of this one
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one last bump before it gets bin treatment
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All I know now is that I want to be called Gunnar Swank...
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nice to meet you gunnar swank

Johnny Jiggler think would be a good wee porn name for me
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Probably be a gay porno as most the male housemates bat for the other side; Charlie, Kris, Freddie, Siavash and Rodders.
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Surely Kris would be something like

Drymo pumper

(dry mop humper)
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Marcus Monkey nuts

Charlie Fairy MCbumming
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Titles for the porn film could be

1) Big Boner
2) Busty Babes
3) Big Bang
4) Big Bust
5) Big Boy
6) Brian's Back 2
7) Big Brother's Horny Brother
8) Big Brother, Little penis.
10) Two blondes and a Lesbien.
11) Brokeback Elstreet
12) Captain Cool ****s
13) Capatain Cool's Ship of Love
14) Personally me/Personally horny
15) Take it like a Dog-face.
16) Two plebs and a cup.
17) Rodder and his prodder.
18) Sixteen's a crowd
19) Freddie Pictures presents: House of Love 3- Summer edition.
20) Charlie's Northern Angels.
21) For One Cider Only- Featuring Noirin.
22) Desperate Marcus.
23) A Mop and his Dog.
24) 15 Housemates, 1 Dog.

OK I'm running out of ideas lol.
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I can only think of one for myself, Biggus Dickus.
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I can only think of one for myself, Biggus Dickus.
you wish
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