[~Kizwiz~]

I'm very bored... where the flip is everyone this avo????
Have done all the housework, drank copious amounts of coffee so am wired up to the mains and nobody is here

Please someone make me laugh!?!?!?

[Dan_]

Hey Kizwiz . I have a joke for you- A man walks into the doctors, he says to the doctor he has custard and sponge in one ear and strawberry's and cream in the other ear. The doctor say's it appears you're a trifle deaf

[~Kizwiz~]

Thanks dan..... that raised a smile
It's so quiet here today.

[Dan_]

I know where is everyone . I only had the one lesson today, it was pretty boring and we ended up talking about art and aspergers in an R.E. lesson.

[BigSister]

I was at uni then travelling back home but im here now

[~Kizwiz~]

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he''d like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I''m so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl''s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

[Dan_]

A guy is about to marry his girlfriend, the guy goes round to her house but she's not in. Her sister is though and she invites the guy into the house, after a while she offers to sleep with him and her sister need not know. The guy looks shocked and walks outside to get into his car but the father is coming down the path and he says well done you have passed the test. The lesson to learn-always leave your condoms in the car

[~Kizwiz~]

LOL Fernzy.... thats a goody!!

[~Kizwiz~]

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop!

[Siouxsie]

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