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Old 10-07-2009, 08:25 PM #1
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I Love a Good Comeback. This one Cracks me up everytime.

"If I wanted to hear from an Asshole, I'd fart"

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Any of you got any funny comebacks?
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Old 10-07-2009, 08:27 PM #2
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I just say your mum or w.e lol x
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lol don't think i use any.

Its usually just " **** off " or i threaten em with no intention of doing anything lol.
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i usually just mention how much better I am than them
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i usually just mention how much better I am than them
So you just lie then??





Theres my come back lol, i say things like that to.
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i usually just mention how much better I am than them
So you just lie then??





Theres my come back lol, i say things like that to.
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"Make Me"
"I don't make Trash"

"Hey, your mayor called. They're missing their village idiot."

"I've been called worse by better."

"Man, I bet you were up all night, working on that one."
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Earlier in a lecture a weird guy asked me "Is this seat empty?" and I said "Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down".
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I sometimes use

"Your face"

Like, your fugly "Just like your face"
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My girlfriend said she had just been to the beauticians earlier, and I replied "Pity they were closed".
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If someone calls you gay and your not.

"In your Dreams"

"Thanks. And I'm an adult too."

if your intention is to insult me at least put some thought into it.

best comeback for guys when another guy says ur gay just look at him and point to ur Penis and when he looks just say whos gay now? and walk away. work everytime lol.
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Omg lmao jayson! I love being bitchy like that lol.
I love saying things like
if someone says something to you like What are you looking at. I like saying shitty things like I dont know, you tell me!!!!
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So's your face
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I'm going to slit your mothers throat and eat your children.
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I beg your pardon?
You've just killed this thread.
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I beg your pardon?
You've just killed this thread.
Moron.
I wasn't talking to you. It was an idea for a comeback.
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"your tomorrow knights dinner"
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This thread is more tragic than, well, Sia.
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I'm going to slit your mothers throat and eat your children.
I beg your pardon?
You've just killed this thread.
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I wasn't talking to you. It was an idea for a comeback.
An awful one at that.
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I'm going to slit your mothers throat and eat your children.
I beg your pardon?
You've just killed this thread.
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I wasn't talking to you. It was an idea for a comeback.
An awful one at that.
I think it carries a certain amount of punch other comebacks lack.
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i usually just mention how much better I am than them
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I'm going to slit your mothers throat and eat your children.
I beg your pardon?
You've just killed this thread.
Moron.
I wasn't talking to you. It was an idea for a comeback.
An awful one at that.
I think it carries a certain amount of punch other comebacks lack.
What? Killing someones entrie family.
YOU WIN.
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