[PixieBoots]

I have seen a lot of strange things in my time, but why is Marcus hiding under a duvet while he chats to Noirin? This is bizarre. It looks as though she is talking to a duvet. Now his hand's poking out. There's no one there! It's an illusion. Marcus is insane and inane. He's probably bashing the bishop under there. No movement? Okay, tickling the tic-tac then.

Yo - check it out - cannot believe justice reigns and CHris got kicked out! Bet those boos took the wind out of his sails.

I have to say though, another bizarre moment happened this evening, on BBBM. Who ever thought of the puppy-dog lie test must be a fuqqing ******. I couldn't believe that a show, already so low-brow, could actually degenerate any further. They wasted a good 10 minutes of the show that could have been spent by the audience 'going hard' on CHris. Hmmm - was this the point, I wonder, made by those scheming little producers? They didn't stop there, though. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, a huge pair of mammaries sitting a-top what can only be described as a space-hopper-esque frame burst out of a giant birthday cake, and proceeded to be motor-boated by Brian. Next thing I saw was John McCrirrick leering forward so far with his tongue hanging out that he almost fell out of his seat.

Dear, oh dear. Even the audience don't mind being called 'idiots'. I love this **** man. Just when you think it can't get any tackier it totally bottoms out and surpasses even itself. I just can't decide whether this is good or bad.