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BB10 Big Brother 10 from 2009 was won by Sophie Reade.
Housemates: Angel, Bea, Beinazir, Cairon, Charlie, David, Freddie/Halfwit, Hira, Isaac, Kenneth, Karly, Kris, Lisa, Marcus, Noirin, Rodrigo, Saffia, Siavash, Sophia, Sophie/Dogface, Sree, Tom

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Old 14-06-2009, 09:40 AM #1
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Act One

Halfwit goes up to Liza in the bus stop, hoping to sort out there problems. "Can we talk please?", he says in a nice way. "Nah Fock off Sh!twit", she replays in her normal loud vile way. "Look, I understand why you hate me, is it because I'm Rich and your white trash?" He says in a sneaky way. Liza is now angry. "Look I told you to fock off, your a annoying tw@t". Halfwit walks away, mumbling on his way "Jesus, tuff bitch".

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All Housemates are asleep in the bedroom. Boring and Dog-face are under the bed, pretending to have a fake relationship. Halfwit wakes up, and stares at Liza. For a moment he wants to throw up. He then picks up his stupid, strangely cute fur Hatty thing. He then gets some glue, and pours it all over Liza's baldish head. He then sticks the hat to her head. Then he returns to his bed, and waits till dawn.... then the drama would begin.

Act Three

Liza trys and trys to get the hat off, but fails, because she is ******, so is her slaves; Kris and Charlie. SO her plan is to get her and her slaves to nomanite Halfwit, and week after week he is up. However they didnt count on the british public, deciciding to keep in Halfwit, and week after week he is saved and her and her slaves faces get longer and longer... untill her slaves are evicted, and its just her left, meaning she is nomainted, and is up for eviction, agianst Halfwit......

Act Four

Liza, loses with a record agianst Halfwit, receving 100% to be evicted... she cries... but no one cared... and davina even booed her when she's leaves. Halfwit remains... right up to the end... where hes up against Angel, to win... however Angel wins, but it dosent matter, Angel and Halfwit had started a sexual relationship, and were lovers...

Act Five

Halfwit and Angel got married after the show, and had 4 children, two being twin boys. He changed his name to Buffy,and they lived in his massive manson, which had a gym for Angel. Lisa went back to her home, in the bin in the ally way, even her slaves had turned on her... well Charlie hadent.
Life was looking good, untill Buffy noticed who the new cleaner was........
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Lol, rather random
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I was bored! Plus I hope halfwit does it!
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Would his movie envolve him breathing out the whole time like hes some hippy high on weed.
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I'd watch it!
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Act One

All Housemates are asleep in the bedroom. Boring and Dog-face are under the bed, pretending to have a fake relationship.
wait what?

Does them pretending to have a fake relaionship mean they are actually having a real one?

Boy, this stuff gets confusing...
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lmao! thats a great story!!!!! but yeah i hope freddie wins! and also i think maybe angel and marcus in a relationship might be on the cards?
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Halfwit Jizzes up on Cairon also!!1
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Act One

All Housemates are asleep in the bedroom. Boring and Dog-face are under the bed, pretending to have a fake relationship.
wait what?

Does them pretending to have a fake relaionship mean they are actually having a real one?

Boy, this stuff gets confusing...
Ooo... sorry... meant to say their pretending to have a relationship. At the time of writting i was also regarding another post up saying that there relationship is fake.... My mistake sorry people, peace!
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Act One

All Housemates are asleep in the bedroom. Boring and Dog-face are under the bed, pretending to have a fake relationship.
wait what?

Does them pretending to have a fake relaionship mean they are actually having a real one?

Boy, this stuff gets confusing...
Ooo... sorry... meant to say their pretending to have a relationship. At the time of writting i was also regarding another post up saying that there relationship is fake.... My mistake sorry people, peace!
hehe only kidding, no need to be sorry.
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I could leave it in to make the story even more crap and confussing!
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Originally posted by ImDrunkerThenMosesAct Five

Halfwit and Angel got married after the show, and had 4 children, two being twin boys. He changed his name to Buffy,and they lived in his massive manson, which had a gym for Angel. Lisa went back to her home, in the bin in the ally way, even her slaves had turned on her... well Charlie hadent.
Life was looking good, untill Buffy noticed who the new cleaner was........
"I don't think there'll be wedding bells ringing anytime ever for me and her."

Funny, though.
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