[BigSister]

Where is the virtual tour thread some one plz tell me

[sweetlittlesara]

hmm wat a great day that was!! my mum totslly believed that i had become dramaticlly ill and i had to go to the doctors in london, hmmm yes and the glitter over my face was a perfect cover for my "glitter fever" And holding the orange blanket all the time made her think i was very ill!!

[Sticks]

So how were the hired decoy look alikes organised by the Grand order of Cyber Warriors ?

We await the Sunday tabloids with dread.

[chilledbootz]

WOW what a fantastic day!!!!!!!!! Thanks everybody for a brilliant day. I think i've done my back in carrying furniture around though. I better go Paul's calling me

[sweetlittlesara]

yeh...truely amazing...hmm i shall go to sleep and dream of the bliss that was today

[susieq]

Sticks - your hired decoys did not fool Jody the wonder dog. They are where they belong, in the skip out back.

The day was fab ladies - wind & rain did not deter us and we were justly rewarded. Liked the decor didn't you? Very stylish I thought even though pink glitter lampshades are not really my thing.

As I've said on another post - ROB, Chilledbootz and KAZ - you very naughty women - your strenuous activities not only took their toll on the poor Mr C (bless him - I had to offer my gentle, soothing hands to calm the poor lad down!), but the suspension on the Pop Idol bus is well and truly knackered. The invoice will be winging it's way to us so cough up!! Worth it though eh.

Wasn't it nice of them to invite us down for Easter - we always knew they were a nice couple - don't forget the Barbie Easter Egg for the lovely Helen (come on, we did promise) and, of course, the Action Man egg for Paul.

Anyway - see you soon for a debrief. Great day, enjoyed every minute!!

[Maggie]

Well I enjoyed myself whor...............:e lephant:, wicked DOUBLE COOL

[Sticks]

So you all went down to Hadly Wood...


Yet the Sunday People says the house is to be in Barnet...

Nice piece of misinformation given out aprior

It was a smart move to get some of the real P&H gear to give to the second pair of decoys. (Did it not occur to you we might anticipate you would try some authentication procedure)

Pulling one over on Jody the Wonder dog is going to allow one of our order to dine out for months

Sorry I could not be in on the running interference on the tabloids, but I had my meeting with two representatives with of a telecommunications company.

BTW anyone notice this

[Romantic Old Bird]

What, who talked? Yeah, of course we VTIBB girls know about this, after yesterday, we're all bridesmaids!

With luck, Paul will recover in time for the wedding night.

P.S. Sticks, I beleive you might find that Hadley Wood is in the borough of Barnet


Let's hope that, for once, the papers aren't talking b******s!

[sweetlittlesara]

yeh..im well looking forward to it!!

[peachy]

Just a few thanks to various people who made yesterday a truly great day. I've only just surfaced myself. But felt I must thank Will and Gareth for the duet of Evergreen, thanks guys! Kaz, it was an inspiration to bring the rubber clad nurses uniforms and light sabres for us all. It made getting Paul on board the bus so much easier. So well done girl, good thinking. Rob has been walking round with a Madonna-like smile on her face after Paul said he really enjoyed the bed bath. He said he felt 'really relaxed and not worried about stuff any more'. And Sticks I feel I can't let you hide your light under a bushel any longer. After camping out in the woods for the last three months protecting the mini-house thingy from alien invasion and making sure the buildrers installed the IKEA kitchen correctly we finally persuaded you to join us for the guided tour of the love-nest. I can now confirm that contrary to rumours after three bottles of wine Sticks proved to us all conclusively that it was NOT him who sent in the willy piercing video as an audition tape for BB3. I know that you're all wondering how I know this, well you see he showed us.......


a copy of his audition tape. So there you go proof positive!

Well girls it's all over now until Easter when we travel down again. I think it might take me until then to compose myself. But phew, what memories we all have.

[Sticks]

I seem to have a doppleganger somewhere or there is an imposter.

I was in Newcastle to meet reps from Blueyonder Broadband.

I spoke to LEE via MSN

Also the person you spoke to was drinking wine. I happen to be Teetotal

Plus the weather conditions in Newcastle made it impossible to get down past York.

Also I do not like camping

[Janette]

Cheer up Sticks

You're just being grumpy because you don't live in Bury any more!

[Sticks]

Originally posted by janette246
Cheer up Sticks

You're just being grumpy because you don't live in Bury any more!

Do they still make the black puddings there ?

Doe someone still sell hot potatoes in a paper bag in the market near the subway underpass

[Janette]

Don't know about the Black puddings, I can't eat them.

Hot potatoes and black peas are readily available in the market, they're gorgeous!!!!!

[LEE]

Originally posted by Sticks
I spoke to LEE via MSN

This is very true Sticks you did, but as I told you I was in the communications centre at the back of the battle bus and I can now exclusively reveal that your meeting with the telecommunicatons experts actually happened somewhere in the bushes in the Hadley Wood vicinity where they were ensuring that your mobile communications system was working properly.

A true cyber warrior Sticks. I salute you.

[Kaz]

Home at last! Wow, what a journey that was!

Many, many thanks, LEE for putting me up last night, and for allowing me to use your PC to do the Millionaire quiz.

What a day! I knew all our planning wouldn't go to waste - everything went like a dream. The Pop Idol battlebus was lush, as were Gareth and Will. Sorry about the suspension, susieq, but a tenner is a small price to pay for all the enjoyment I had.

Peachy - the nurses' uniforms were a last minute thought, but boy did they do the trick!

The flitting went like a dream, I bet Helen and Paul couldn't believe their luck when all the TIBB crew arrived to help them. It was so nice of them to invite us back for Easter, and I've never been a bridesmaid before, so I'm so excited about that!!

A fabulous day - I wouldn't have missed it for the world.

[Feefs]

What colour do you think the bridesmaids dresses will be? I'm guessing pink and glittery, but I don't know. Helen might not want us wearing in the same colour as her.

And has anyone chosen their frock yet for this engagement do? If I keep using Helen's video I might risk exposing my legs to the world! Should we go for a coordinated look? I think we should avoid orange blankets this time, because that colour is not flattering on me, and even if Paul is off the market, he might invite his BBLB pal Dermot!

[Sticks]

Originally posted by LEE
they were ensuring that your mobile communications system was working properly.

Oh that was Bert, deputising at short notice. He needed to start getting out again after some smeg head stuck him on a photo of Osama Bin Liner.


The fowl weather up here meant I was stuck in Newcastle. Apparently the weather was so bad up here that on the A1 near York there was a serious car crash, and two Sea King Helecopters had to keep putting down due to adverse conditions.

Anyway it was not to keep mobiles working, but to jam any mobiles from the rat pack journalists. Our aim is to keep the couple out of the spotlight.

And we must say the arrival of a Pop Idol bus did not help. None of you noticed any of the other cyber warriors, as we are trained to blend in and become invisible.

It was lucky that there were other "news Stories" to bury this news. From the feedback given They had a lot of work cut out, running interference. You are asked not to do this again as it makes our close protection job difficult

A visit to a certain Mr Rafter was considered

But this was ruled out . BTW older posters might like to notice that his intials are J R

[Abbyindahouse]

OMG IS THIS LIKE TRUE? I'M LIKE NEW SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME IF UR HAVIN A LAUGH BUT DID U MEET PAUL? DID HE REALLY INVITE U AT EASTER? OMFG IF THIS IS TRUE!!! I HAVE TO MEET PAUL IM HIS BIGGEST FAN HONEST!!!

*dies* I AM SO ********** JELOUS!!

[Romantic Old Bird]

Abby, of course we met Paul. In fact some of us are now very well acquainted with him ( 'ahem')

.......in ROB's little world that is! In all our own fantasy worlds and in our little parallel universe, we rarely let him out of our sight. He's tired, but young. He can cope.

Don't worry! You, too can visit Paul in this place. I'm sure that when we go back at Easter, we can find space for another on the bus.

[LEE]

Hi abby

Who needs real life when we have so much fun in our little fantasy world.

[peachy]

I'm a little worried about Helen. She hasn't been on lorraine this week. I hope that it's just that she's had a few days off to get over the move and not that she's lying in a darkened room traumatised by all us TIBB women descending on her beloved. Do you think she just told us we could all be bridesmaids to get rid of us? No, perish the thought. Abby, I'm sure Helen won't mind another bridesmaid so I'll count you in for our next flight of fancy, OK?

[Abbyindahouse]

whats ROB?

so can I have his new address?

I love this site! I am so gonna be a regluar around 'ere!

[Sticks]

What ever you do, you must be discrete, unlike last time.

BTW I got a report that Bert overdid things on Saturday on the alcohol front. I have to point out that he has been a bit fragile since his image appeared on a photo of Bin Liner. Also he got kicked out of his house by a life long friend called Ernie Someone said they were gay and friends of Ernie convinced him that poor old Bert should sling his hook. I had heard that Earnie has been visiting bars and drinking himself to a stupor, but I digress

Meanwhile some of our associates are trying for the close protection contract with a Mr W Young, whoever that is