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Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high I go by many names by there is one you can't deny My name is Satan, hi everybody! Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself My friends all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn I've got little devil horns, and a little Goatee, Little devil eyes to help a little devil see Little cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to ski I'm Satan, Woo Hoo! Mephistopheles for some. I don't know. My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel Try to wash off that baby seal smell And then I'll make a toast to me Hey, here's to my hell...th My name is Satan. Ah Hah! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz8pig0k3ss Bloody hilarious! |
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