[Feefs]

Abso-bloomin-lutely Miriam. We will need all hands on deck. Hadley Wood is right on the outskirts of London with lots of green bits, so we've got quite a big area to cover. It includes a couple of golf courses and a country club. Helen really could become a Posh Bird!

I suggest we infiltrate these establishments to find out the local gossip. I'm not very good, but I do own a set of golf clubs, so I could pretend to be a potential new member. Of course I wouldn't want to join any old stuffy club, so I'll have to ask if there are any nice young couples about.

Now, can anyone remember back to the early reports in the papers. They listed some celebs who are supposed to live in the area. Should we contact them for information too?

Sticks does have a point about the possibility of there being some nasty hacks trying to get a scoop. I'll bring a big stick in case that Mr Mohan man turns up.