[lily.]

Right, that's it!

That's just not bleedin on Kiz girl! Now, you know I don't mess around when it comes to folks being nasty. Us Scottish chicks are renowned for being thugs you know.

So, if you would just like to pass on his personal details I will pay him a visit later on this evening and formally duff him up on your behalf!! Knock Knock on the door, headbutt, then a swift kick/knee up the middle ought to do the job!!!!

Seriously though, don't let the b@st@rd get to you. It's horrible when someone makes fun of how you look, even if they don't actually mean it. Few of us have enough self-esteem to just brush it off. I know I would be upset about it if it were me, but look at it this way:

1. You look feck all like Ozzy.
2. Most people probably agree with my first point there.
3. It seems that there are a lot of your colleagues who think it was in bad taste.

and...

4. He's obviously a w@nker!


Now, chin up girl... After all, you won a prize this week for being a 3-legged cat. That's something to be proud of!!!!!!