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Hutton report: Ant\'s skinted
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TODAY I’m publishing the Hutton Report Mk II – and it makes grim reading for the latest Big Brother winner and his hopes of showbiz fame.
For BB6 champ ANTHONY HUTTON’s new exercise DVD didn’t even make the top 200 when it went on sale last Sunday.
That’s right — the Geordie disco dancer who claimed he had a serious “career” ahead of him after pocketing his £50,000 prize in August will now have to settle for a few sales from the bargain bin.
During Big Bruv, Anthony insisted on describing anything he liked as “mint.”
Perhaps the word now should be skint?
The DVD, the rather tragic-sounding Anthony’s 70s Disco Workout, shifted just 1,024 copies and has already been slashed by a fiver.
But that will hardly keep Anthony in the Newcastle Browns and it looks as if he will soon be dancing all the way to the dole queue.
Back in the summer he even turned down an offer of £10,000 to appear in an advert for a 70s CD.
He insisted at the time that he “wanted to be taken seriously” and felt it “didn’t suit his image.”
I told him then that he was being daft — but he obviously didn’t listen.
Ant describes his DVD as “classy and not cheesy like he expected” despite the low-budget graphics and the fact that it was shot in a day to save cash.
Flop ... Ant's cheesy DVD
Gennaro Castaldo, of HMV, said: “It just proves the 15 minutes of fame thing. One minute you’re front-page news, the next you can’t even make the top 200.”
The original Hutton Report into the suicide of weapons expert Dr David Kelly was leaked to The Sun's Trevor Kavanagh in a world exclusive in 2004.
And Ant . . . my Hutton report recommends you are EVICTED from the land of showbiz immediately.
Meanwhile I want to name and shame anyone with Ant’s DVD. If you know a friend or relative hiding the shameful secret, call me on 020 7782 4036, fax to 020 7782 4036, email biz@the-sun.co.uk or text Biz (space then message) to 61008 (25p per message).
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But that will hardly keep Anthony in the Newcastle Browns and it looks as if he will soon be dancing all the way to the dole queue.
Back in the summer he even turned down an offer of £10,000 to appear in an advert for a 70s CD.
He insisted at the time that he “wanted to be taken seriously” and felt it “didn’t suit his image.”
I told him then that he was being daft — but he obviously didn’t listen.
Ant describes his DVD as “classy and not cheesy like he expected” despite the low-budget graphics and the fact that it was shot in a day to save cash.
Gennaro Castaldo, of HMV, said: “It just proves the 15 minutes of fame thing. One minute you’re front-page news, the next you can’t even make the top 200.”
The original Hutton Report into the suicide of weapons expert Dr David Kelly was leaked to The Sun's Trevor Kavanagh in a world exclusive in 2004.
And Ant . . . my Hutton report recommends you are EVICTED from the land of showbiz immediately.
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From - The Sun
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