[Romantic Old Bird]

I couldn't believe all the hype around this, and thought it would be over-rated and dull.........BUT

In the words of the great PC,

"How wrong was I?"

These people are compulsive viewing within seconds of switching over. Loud mouthed wife, spookily unnattractive children (especially when you consider that all young things are generally beautiful), ghastly roaming menagerie of loose bowel and bladdered animals and, best of all, shuffling around in the middle in a state of perpetual bewilderment.......OZZY!

He is something else. Long dyed hair and eyeliner, walking around dressed and moving like a geriatric, he appears to have assembled a 4 foot Eiffel Tower out of ? safety pins, and is doing painting on the table.

In the middle of it all, Frodo Baggins calls in for tea.

Bloody hell, it's rub your eyes time! Put away the porter mother, I'm hallucinating..bring me a nice cup of tea.....