[Mickey2009]

Life After Lisa
A distinctly sombre atmosphere overwhelmed the House in the aftermath of Lisa's eviction, as the reality of reaching the final slowly sunk in for the final five.

"I can't believe I'm still here," wailed a shocked David. "I can't believe it. I'm gonna be here for my birthday tomorrow! That's going to be brilliant!"

"I thought there might be another one," sighed Siavash, seemingly disappointed that his double eviction theory had been blown out of the water.

A long period of silence ensued, only punctuated by the dripping of the tears streaming down Sophie's face.

Charlie also looked like he was at a wake, staring ahead with an expression that was either distraught or flabbergasted. The rest solemnly glared down at the floor below them, although Sophie's gaze was presumably blocked by her ample assets.

David eventually turned the focus onto the recently departed housemate. "She's the strongest person I've ever met," he gushed. "I reckon she got more cheers than boos because she's an amazing woman. She just speaks her mind and that's her."

The other housemates mumbled in approval, still too shocked to construct proper sentences. Then finally a subject cropped up that drew more of a vocal response – food!

"My belly's properly rumbling," whinged David.

"I'm starving," concurred Sophie.

"I'm hungry," admitted Siavash.

Obviously all that bawling has built up quite an appetite