[bigmalky]

[rquote=2543648&tid=146671&author=MiuMiu][rquote=2543647&tid=146671&author=bigmalky][rquote=2543646&tid=146671&author=MiuMiu][rquote=2543631&tid=146671&author=bigmalky][rquote=2543599&tid=146671&author=MiuMiu][rquote=2543450&tid=146671&author=bigmalky][rquote=2543446&tid=146671&author=MiuMiu]I'm currently stalking Kenneth because I want to be his friend so he can buy me things with his new, shiney 50,000 big ones!
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Very well... I like the use of rich people for shiny gifts.

If he ever buys you anything you must refer to it as 'my precious'

Understood? [/rquote]

Affirmative![/rquote]

Well done Mui... You have passed the initial exam. Now you must fish thier bankcard out of the wallet using only a coathanger and dental floss. [/rquote]

Easy.
I made a claw out of the coat hanger and mad it retract and close up using the pully system I divised with the dental floss.
Operation: Tong Who Hee? Passed.
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You have become a fully fledged member of the DH legion. Your next mission is to capture Sophie and make her wear a long skirt and an arran cardigan and post a ransom to Nuts for £1,000,000 in exchange for her boobies.[/rquote]

I am honered.
However, master, this task may, indeed, take some time....
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You have 48 hours to deliver the ransom money to the Dojo of the IDH.