[Luanda]

"With the housemates now safely installed in a luxurious London hotel the great BB10 mystery can now be revealed. Viewers of the hit Channel 4 show have been mystified by the cryptic message the host of the show, Davina McCall aged 39 from Dewsbury, muttered on the first episode of BB10. This cryptic message has baffled viewers of the show for weeks leading to some internet discussion forums to go into meltdown such was the furore and excitement created by her words.

Many theories have been put forward as to what she meant when she said, "one of the housemates is not what they seem". The Prime Minister Gordon Brown, when questioned on the matter merely said he had heard the rumours and his office were looking into the statement. He would comment when he had all the facts.

Thousands of Big Brother fans jammed the Channel 4 switchboard on Friday during the eviction demanding to know what Davina meant and security at the studios had to be stepped up as droves of people turned up at the studios to protest.

A Channel 4 spokesperson said that, "we are doing our best to put out a statement as soon as possible but people are trying to get into the studios".

It can now be revealed that the hairy housemate, Siavash was the object of the cryptic quote. Siavash, aged 39 from Bolton, is in fact an Iranian Prince who is estranged from his father, the current King of Iran. The Iranian king is currently in exile but it is understood he may make a statement from his Preston home later today"

KL News - 17:30 - 6 September 2009

[chris1232]

Hmm, I'm lost :S

[_Seth]

Yeah, right. I stopped believeing when it said Gordan Brown was gonna look into it.

[ILoveTRW]

wow, you really dont have a life

[Lewis.]

Not even the Daily Star could come up with such rubbish

[MissKittyFantastico]

Are you a journalist from The Sun?

[alc09]

[rquote=2549514&tid=146993&author=ILoveMoney]wow, you really dont have a life[/rquote]
You can barely talk, you ****ing stalk Noirin you saddo haha.

You were crying in front of your computer when she went instead of the IDH.

[Shasown]

Almost amusing

[boomoo]

They do not have kings in Iran.

The last Royal ruler was the Shah of Persia. He died in exile long ago so Siewash could not be his son.

Siewash left iran as a child.

Security would not allow a child or descendant of the Shah of Persia to appear on reality TV.

[Combo]

Siavash from Bolton! LOL

[chris1232]

LOL combo, It sounds funny right ?

[MiuMiu]

[rquote=2550038&tid=146993&author=Combo]Siavash from Bolton! LOL[/rquote]

Hmmm....I wonder if he's related to Vernon Kay?



Lol, this it what Luanda does.

[Luanda]

Producers of hit Channel 4 show Big Brother tonight issued a statement confirming that hairy housemate Siavash, aged 37 from Wigan, is indeed the son of the exiled King of Iran, The Venerable King Vadge of Vash III, who first came to England in 1954 as a refugee. His son, The Prince Siavash II, has recently been a contestant on a reality TV show. The Venerable King Vadge of Vash III, a grocer and spiritual healer, confirmed that Siavash was indeed his son.

Diplomatic circles are awash with gossip that Prince Siavash will renounce his royal title and return to the successful grocery business he once shared with his father.

Asked to comment, Davina McCall said she knew all along about Siavash but was advised to say nothing in order to preserve diplomatic relations with Iran.

[MiuMiu]

"The Venerable King Vadge of Vash III"

Can this get possible qoute of the decde please?

LMFAO!!!!!!

[Luanda]

Reports are reaching KL News that one of the Big Brother housemates from the hit Channel 4 series, Big Brother, isn't pregnant. It was alleged recently that blonde bombshell Sophie, aged 32 from Gateshead, was pregnant with the lovechild of legendary lothario Kris, aged 37 from Penzance. Insiders this evening confirmed that after intensive talks with Hello magazine over an exclusive Christening photoset, Sophie underwent a pregnancy test at a Harley Street clinic.

Kris was said to be devasted at the news. Before disappearing back to his hotel room he said, "I can't believe it, we almost had the money in the bag".

[setanta]

[rquote=2550087&tid=146993&author=MiuMiu]"The Venerable King Vadge of Vash III"

Can this get possible qoute of the decde please?

LMFAO!!!!!!
[/rquote]

God, that one got to me too. I tried not to laugh but couldn't help myself.