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Old 09-09-2009, 05:03 PM #1
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What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the site ( http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)

8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.
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Hahaha.

But... what if you don't own a laptop? What do you suggest then?
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I left it at 2 seconds because i was afraid of what would happen in the end haha
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Lol..... thats funny!
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Lol..... thats funny!
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Lol..... thats funny!
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PMSL! omg. Imagine if you didn't know about this and it happened to you! I would be shitt scared!!!!!
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Am i the only one who was careful and read comments before opening that link.

I didn't want to be rick rolled lol.
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yeah especially sitting next to my old man, if it would of ended with some kind of 2girls1cup I would of been truely ****ed
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Something kinda like this happened on jackass execpt it was almost the other way round.
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ooh what happens? i darnt click the link i get scared way too easily
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basically its a ticker with arabic writing around it, itcounts down 60 seconds then theres a picture of eamonn holmes naked doing the can can
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what is it?? im too scared!
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Very good. It'd probably get you into a lot of trouble though.
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yeah you d be nailed to the ground then arrested afterwards, and probably face a jail sentence..I dont recommend trying it
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Can you get the internet on the plane?
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probably if you have one of those usb wifi things
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Just don't try it while sitting next to an Air Marshall.
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The music at the end (screaming sounds) were a little loud (speakers on) and scared me to death
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[rquote=2558158&tid=147269&author=bronaaaa]Can you get the internet on the plane? [/rquote]

Only a few airlines are offering it at the moment.
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