[lily.]

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your tuppence worth in", but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up about every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

And why do you get ON a bus, but get IN a car?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Why does Donald Duck put a towel round his waist when he gets out the bath when he usually doesn't wear trousers?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Do you ever wonder why you started reading my posts in the first place?

[~Kizwiz~]

that put a smile on my face

[sol]

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

haha classic

[Red Moon]

I needed that today... the house is mad and full of kids!

[Fangz]

'Yes' to the last one.

[Tanser_Man]

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Well, shall we try it out?

One whack with the metal bar should do the trick.

[Fangz]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Well, shall we try it out?

One whack with the metal bar should do the trick.

What if they've got an exceptionally thick skull?

[chick]

I don't know Stropz,you should write a book .

[Kore]

LOL they were classic

[lily.]

I hope it's not me gettin assassinated!!!.. Mind you, that would mean I'm important..

oh, and whaddya mean "'Yes' to the last one" Fizz... I used to like you

[Corkie]

the dapphy duck wearing a towel was on friends

(im so sad)

[Z]

LOL they were funny.

[lily.]

Originally posted by corkie
the dapphy duck wearing a towel was on friends

(I'm so sad)

I knew I had heard that one before!!!!... Chandler said it, didn't he...

I'm also sad... a total Friends anorak!!!

[Princess]

Freinds obsessive here!I knew I heard it someone,I think it was Series 3or something.Love the list btw,very funny! I actually made my friend hum twinkle twinkle little star while I sang the alphaphet song!

[*PlayGirl*]

Oh god they were classic.