[Jayson]

Can't we just skip Belgium?

[Tom4784]

Woot Belgium!

[Locke.]

HERE WE GO

your winner right here

[Shaun]

My Name's Vincent Kompany by Vincent Kompany

He is wearing the Manchester City football strip.

My names Vincent Kompany-any, I play for Man City-y.
I used to play for Anderlect, but City offered a bigger paycheck.
A 6 million transfer, I'm as big as a ****ing bear.
6 foot 4, At the world cup I played alongside Bart Goor,
he's not as good as Emanuel Adebayor

[Adebayor runs across the stage]

My names Vincent Kompany-any, I play for Man City-y.
My country is Belgium, nothing really rhymes with this so I'm gonna tell'um.
I've made 27 appearances for my Country, I'm still only twenty three.
We haven't qualified for the next World Cup but I'll win the league with City so I don't give a ****.

[Dozens of Man City shirts fall from the roof and land on the stage and into the crowd]

Robinho to Adebayor, Toure and Tevez too, I play along stars and I live on Mars
I am a center back but but love to get forward, one goals not enough for someone so tough
I've won 5 different cups in my career, I'm a professional so I don't get to drink much beer
My best friend is called Gareth Barry, he left shitty Villa to play with me, together we will lead City to Glory.

My names Vincent Kompany-any, I play for Man City-y.
My country is Belgium, nothing really rhymes with this so I'm gonna tell'um.
I've made 27 appearances for my Country, I'm still only twenty three.
We haven't qualified for the next World Cup but I'll win the league with City so I don't give a ****.

My song is coming to an end now and I don't think I'm gonna win, so if you don't vote for me I'll kill you with a Pin
I've talked more about City than Belgium, this is because nothing rhymes with Belgium and I know nothing of this country I'm from, but for one last time I'll sing

My names Vincent Kompany-any, I play for Man City-y.

[Damaris]

[Sam!]

Does the guy talk the words or sumin?

[Iceman]

[rquote=2587624&tid=143743&author=Sam!]Does the guy talk the words or sumin?[/rquote]

[Damaris]

[rquote=2587612&tid=143743&author=Adebayor]HERE WE GO

your winner right here[/rquote]

Uh no babe x

[Tom]

that was sh*t, I didn't even make it past the first line because City was mentioned

[Harry!]

Well I didnt really like it to be honest...

[Jayson]

That was possibly the worst song I've ever read.

Step up your game Adebay*****

[Twilight]

FAIL

[Locke.]

*Loud cheers from the crowd*

[Iceman]

[rquote=2587627&tid=143743&author=Tom]that was sh*t, I didn't even make it past the first line because City was mentioned [/rquote]

you too I saw Man City and skipped

[Damaris]

[rquote=2587624&tid=143743&author=Sam!]Does the guy talk the words or sumin?[/rquote]

[Twilight]

[rquote=2587632&tid=143743&author=Adebayor]

*Loud cheers from the crowd*[/rquote]Or not

[Iceman]

[rquote=2587632&tid=143743&author=Adebayor]

*Loud cheers from the crowd*[/rquote]

because you left the stage

[Locke.]

Yeah he raps

[Locke.]

[MissKittyFantastico]

Oh dear......

[Damaris]

*Throws bottle at Adeybayor*

[Braden]

.... (crowd notices man is deluded and crazy)

[Jayson]

[rquote=2587638&tid=143743&author=Iceman][rquote=2587632&tid=143743&author=Adebayor]

*Loud cheers from the crowd*[/rquote]

because you left the stage[/rquote]

[Shaun]

AUGUSTINE THAT WAS SO **** LET'S SHOW A WOMAN WITH A BLATANT VAG TO OUR LEFT.
Elle est beaucoup plus flexible que vous êtes, Rudolf.
YES ANYWAY MOVING ON TO SPAIN NOW!

[Locke.]

[rquote=2587643&tid=143743&author=Damaris]*Throws bottle at Adeybayor*[/rquote]