[rquote=2618737&tid=148320&author=karezza]A thetan is an immortal spiritual being; the human soul.
The being who is the individual and who handles and lives in the body.
A thetan is not a thing, a thetan is the creator of things.
A thetan is the person himself — not his body or his name, the physical universe, his mind, or anything else; that which is aware of being aware; the identity which is the individual. The thetan is most familiar to one and all as you.

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My thetan can beat up your thetan.
Actualy, wait, no. Because there is no such thing.