[Nicky.]

This amused me muchly :')


A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:


'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.


Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.


After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'

************ ********* ********* *

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


************ ********* ********* *


FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down..
4.. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page..
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

[Ninastar]

lol sounds about right.

[Nicky.]

Haha yea it does xD

[30stone]

LOLOL

ahaha that is amazing.
And so so true.

[Twilight]

Its hardly true i have never seen a woman do that:P

[Princess]

LOL!

Yeah Twilight cos drive-through ATM's don't exist,course you wouldn't have seen it,lol!

[Twilight]

Originally Posted by Princess

LOL!

Yeah Twilight cos drive-through ATM's don't exist,course you wouldn't have seen it,lol!

I thought it was real lol Lol

[Ninastar]

You get them in america. I am so sure you do. I think i can remember them from when I was like 10 but it was like a bank think and you put your card in and get the money etc.

[Barbie]

:O that is wrong! we check our makeup when we first get there too!

[Nicky.]

Originally Posted by Barbie

:O that is wrong! we check our makeup when we first get there too!

Hahahaha! I can see it happening with most girls tbh!

[bronaaaa]

LOL. So true
My dad spends ages faffing too but ha ha