[Tom]

Children are vile, the only purpose they serve is someone to look after you when you're very old

[Captain.Remy]

Originally Posted by Enid

I too have a phobia of children.. probably. I just hate them and the responsibilities that come with parenthood.

I don't even hate them for these reasons. I hate them because they're creepy. They just make me feel something I don't like. I love my nephew and my niece to death, but staying alone with them more than 5 minutes can make me cry. I just can't, it's not that I don't want, it's physically impossible to stay around these...things.

[Enid]

Oooh I see. I can't be around children for very long in fear of hurting them, lol.

[Captain.Remy]

Originally Posted by Enid

Oooh I see. I can't be around children for very long in fear of hurting them, lol.

People think I'm crazy like mental crazy because I don't love *takes teen girls sassy voice* 'OMG these little faces are the cutest things eveeeeeeer, you're so mean Remy, at least you won't be a paedo'