[InOne]

Originally Posted by Enid

Hey is their audition on YT? I need a good laugh right now.

Edit: Yeah, here it is... BAHAHAAH

Youtube video

I'm mean.

The show itself was pretty cruel really lol the way it presented her and all that

[Enid]

You're losing your touch! :P

[Stu]

Gah, I have no sympathy for her. She is one of these cocky obese people who believes her sympathy will supersede her obvious lack of talent. It's like Johnny Vegas auditioning for the part of a gymnast with some daft ''I can still do it! Equal rights! They can't hold me back!'' manifesto.

See also : Four hundred pound chav people who wear mini skirts and tube tops.

[lily.]

Originally Posted by Stu

.....See also : Four hundred pound chav people who wear mini skirts and tube tops.

Muffin tops.. -shudders-

[Stu]

Originally Posted by lili

Muffin tops.. -shudders-

They always somehow end up right in front of me on escalators .

And I am a big fan of not letting the escalator do all the work. I walk them bitches, like.

[Enid]

Originally Posted by Stu

See also : Four hundred pound chav people who wear mini skirts and tube tops.

I used to work with one of them. A group of us went out drinking one night, although she and I weren't really friends. I was with a couple of guys and we decided to go drink elsewhere and then she got pissed off because she wanted us all to stay at the bar, so then she threatened to "beat me up".

[lily.]

They seem to be completely oblivious to how hellish they look.

I'm no skinny-minnie, but I don't wear skin-tight clothes with gaps in them.

[Captain.Remy]

Originally Posted by letmein

The real telly tubbies

Sorry but I'm still laughing at this lol