[Kaz]

My Celebrity BB housemates would be:

1. Dawn French - the funniest woman on television

2. Gordon Ramsay - to make sure the housemates ate well

3. Victoria Beckham - to see how she coped without a hairdrier!!

4. David Ginola - well, we need something yummy to look at

5. Lorraine Kelly - down to earth and a mother figure for the housemates

6. Jonathan Ross - even more sarcastic and bitchier than Naz