[Ross]

Two hand wanking = amazing.

Dead arms at the end of it = not so.

[Stu]

Two hand wanks are crap. To be honest, I think all techniques are crap. Good ol' one hand, under the quilt works fine for me.

I don't like material either. Nothing beats your own imagination. It's funny because I always get stoned and jack off, which on one hand makes the orgasm great, but on the other what I'm thinking of at the point of climax in the back of my mind could morph into like ... a bunch of grapes on top of a fox ... and ruin the whole thing.

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Stu

Two hand wanks are crap. To be honest, I think all techniques are crap. Good ol' one hand, under the quilt works fine for me.

I don't like material either. Nothing beats your own imagination. It's funny because I always get stoned and jack off, which on one hand makes the orgasm great, but on the other what I'm thinking of at the point of climax in the back of my mind could morph into like ... a bunch of grapes on top of a fox ... and ruin the whole thing.

I do that, I hate it when my mind wanders right before I...

[Z]

Originally Posted by arsenalforever

so how long do you have off?

Erm well, essay due on the 10th, exam on the 16th and then Uni starts again on the 11th of January.

[arsenalforever]

Originally Posted by Zee

Erm well, essay due on the 10th, exam on the 16th and then Uni starts again on the 11th of January.

thats the same amount we had off in uni as well not bad really

[Ross]

I don't like doing it under the covers. I always hit the top of it.

Naked wanks, yes.

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Zee

Erm well, essay due on the 10th, exam on the 16th and then Uni starts again on the 11th of January.

My mate says that have like cocaine parties and **** at Uni, is that true?lol

[Stu]

Oh it's so worth it to get stoned and wank though. I'm not endorsing drugs to anyone and I'm not endorsing wanking to anyone. I'm endorsing them both together.

The orgasm.

Holy fucking ****. Every pour of my skin lifts like a balloon filled with cream. Every vein in my body feels like it's full of candy floss teeming with electric current.

[Z]

Originally Posted by InOne

My mate says that have like cocaine parties and **** at Uni, is that true?lol

I've been to a few where people have been smoking all kinds of **** from bongs and roll ups, never cocaine though. I'm sure that day will come, haha.

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Zee

I've been to a few where people have been smoking all kinds of **** from bongs and roll ups, never cocaine though. I'm sure that day will come, haha.

Rich kids on drugs annoy me for some reason lol

[arsenalforever]

Originally Posted by InOne

My mate says that have like cocaine parties and **** at Uni, is that true?lol

i always felt it was more sex and drugs then learning in Uni myself

[Z]

Originally Posted by InOne

Rich kids on drugs annoy me for some reason lol

Me too. It's a phase for them, nothing more. I'd never try drugs, I get addicted to things too easily.

[arsenalforever]

Originally Posted by InOne

Rich kids on drugs annoy me for some reason lol

they don't have to work part time plus mummy and daddy pay for eveything

[30stone]

Originally Posted by Zee

Oh god, imagine falling asleep after sex. Ultimate insult hahahaha.

Ive done that.

Was with gf.. done the dirty..

Then had 2 n half hours before the party she stared getting ready so i just slept for an hour and half.

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Zee

Me too. It's a phase for them, nothing more. I'd never try drugs, I get addicted to things too easily.

Says the dude drinking himself to sleep!

[InOne]

Originally Posted by arsenalforever

they don't have to work part time plus mummy and daddy pay for eveything

Exactly, and they think they're all rebelious when acually they're just wankers

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Zee

Me too. It's a phase for them, nothing more. I'd never try drugs, I get addicted to things too easily.

Would not try gambling either then lol

[Ross]

Wake up in the morning with morning wood wank = win.

[Z]

Originally Posted by Stu

Says the dude drinking himself to sleep!

IF I HAD SOMEONE TO LOVE IT WOULDN'T BE THIS WAY.





oh god. i've well mared myself tonight.

[Stu]

Originally Posted by InOne

Exactly, and they think they're all rebelious when acually they're just wankers

Agreed.

I smoke weed like clockwork but I don't think I'm changing the world or 'fighting the man'.

[Z]

Originally Posted by InOne

Would not try gambling either then lol

Betting in the bookies, no, but I get a thrill out of the casino. I won £45 once, great fun, but I don't make a regular habit out of it. My friends can't get enough of it though.

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Ross

Wake up in the morning with morning wood wank = win.

Lucky bugger, my morning orgasms are always **** for some reason!

Okay, here's another random trick of mine : I always wank as soon as my dick stars to get hard because I think the orgasm from a semi feels far, far better.

[arsenalforever]

the rich girls are freakery Joe those girls know how have wierd sex

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Stu

Agreed.

I smoke weed like clockwork but I don't think I'm changing the world or 'fighting the man'.

That is the difference really, they dabble and 'push the boundaries' whereas most people I know, including me, grew up around it anyway, it's just the norm. Nobody is out of control or anything it's all chilled.

[Ross]

If I wanked everytime I had a semi lob on I'm not sure customers at work would appreciate it.