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Old 09-03-2006, 04:15 PM #1
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^^^^Lovin that!!!

Spank your partner with it all in the name of a little 'S & M'
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LMAO!

I can't believe Scoobs posted this without expecting it to turn dirty.
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I think she knew it would. Now she will act all innocent and shocked etc.


Things to do with a cucumber: Sit in a supermarket cafe and simulate oral sex with it, whilst eye-ing up the middle-aged car-park attendant...
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You sound very knowledgable in these matters, Stropz.

Is that how you met Mr Stropz, by any chance?
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lol.. you don't even wanna know...

and, on that note,, i'm off for somethin to eat.. and not a cucumber... lol
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lol.. you don't even want to know...

and, on that note,, i'm off for somethin to eat.. and not a cucumber... lol
... lies!!!

well enjoy whatever you decide to eat
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exactly, you and I both know what she's upto..at her age too, YUK!
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exactly, you and I both know what she's upto..at her age too, YUK!
Youre so frigid....it's not like she's 70 odd!
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she's shown me a picture of her which i was disgusted with trust me, i can't show it here because i'll get banned..yes it's that bad
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you said she was pretty fit for a mother of two... you change your mind so quickly!
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I changed my mind as soon as she showed me this particular picture..it was beyond disgusting, i had to put down my bacon butty
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I changed my mind as soon as she showed me this particular picture..it was beyond disgusting, i had to put down my bacon butty

ahh the food comes into the equation again!!
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I'm still a growing lad what can i say
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SMC.. u little fukka!!!! Don't be goin around sayin I sent ya rank pics..... christ sake boy, I have a reputation to uphold.. !
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SMC.. u little fukka!!!! Don't be goin around sayin I sent you rank pics..... christ sake boy, I have a reputation to uphold.. !

so does SMC!
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he knows bettah than to fuk wi me tho..
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you know ya did though, that pic you sent me were it was all hanging out...uhh, just thinking about it makes me shudder
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don't worry stropz. I wont believe a single nasty thing he says about you! He loves you really
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there were feck all hanging out ... don't be goin there, unless you want me to bring up the pic you showed me today... showin a bit of skin.. eh.. eh .. eh..
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He does actually. And who could blame him...
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Got to admit though this thread is a good one Kept everyone going
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Things to do with cucumber:

Stick 10 of them up Chuck Norris' ar5e and yell: "you're not so feckin tough now are you?"
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lol stropz!!!
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Chuck Norris would snap the cucumber with his cheeks
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Stropz that really tickled my fancy
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