[disco]

We've been plagued with Westlife far too long, time to take these five talentless bottle blond bog men to task and teach 'em a lesson for subjecting us to years of trash ballad and soft MOR dribble. Our nation is now on its knees!

Westlife are about to unleash yet more MOR dribble on the world in the form of the single "World of Our own" which is pure unadulterated b******s. If Westlife get to number 1 (again) they will hold the British record for most number 1's.. thats a damning indictment on the state of the UK charts! Stop the rot now... heres what to do..

BUY KYLIE'S NEW SINGLE "IN YOUR EYES" THE ARTIST MOST LIKELY TO BEAT THEM!

Reasons why you must do this...

1. Pig-life, Short-life, No-life, Low-life and Get-a-life will all cry.
2. Children across the nation will cry and you'll be pleased you've done it.
3. It will put pressure on their record company to drop them.
4. You'll be less likely to be plagued by it on the radio, MTV and VH1.
5. Kerry Katona is STILL on TV and we've had enough of her big scouser gob going on about her hubbie.
6. They all think this is going to be their biggest hit ever.. wrong-diddly-wrong-wrong!
7. Nicky is planning on proposing to Bertie Aherne's (Irish PM) daughter if it goes to No1.. spoil her day.
8. Our sanity is at risk if they continue to unleash this crap.

Instructions

1. Kylie is available on a 2 separate CD Format, at least try to buy one, even if you hate her buy it and give it to a neice/nephew, stick it in the bin, or put it straight back on the shelves!
2. If you buy the two CDs, buy in separate shops as it will then count as two sales units (it won't if you do so in the one store).
3. Purchase at HMV, Borders, WH Smith, Tower Records, or any independent store displaying the Official not Pepsi Charts posters. Ask the retailer if in doubt that their sales count towards the official UK Gallup/Radio1 chart.
4. Do not purchase at Woolworths (it won't count).
5. Pass on this email to as many people as you can.
6. Try to buy on the Monday 18th of Feb, but you must do so by 5PM on Saturday.

LET OPERATION COMBAT WESTCRAP COMMENCE!! FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO AT LEAST TEN PEOPLE AND BUY BUY KYLIE!! BYE BYE WESTLIFE!!

[Kaz]

Nice one, Disco.

Don't worry, I have no intention of buying Westlife's new single.

I have to say I couldn't agree more with your reason 5. - Kerry Katona is truly awful on 'Exclusive'. I saw her interviewing her hubby and another Westlifer (sorry, can't tell which is which) and it was cringeworthy TV.

How come it doesn't count towards the charts if you buy a single from Woolworths? That's the only local place where I live that I can buy CDs.

[Janette]

Does this mean you don't like Westlife then Disco?

[susieq]

Does this mean you don't like Westlife then Disco?

LOL!!!

[Feefs]

Originally posted by Disco
7. Nicky is planning on proposing to Bertie Aherne's (Irish PM) daughter if it goes to No1.. spoil her day.

I didn't even know they were going out! I do know that one of them is going out with the cousin of one of the other ones.