[CharlotteSometimes]

“Who liked us before we were cool?” asked Preston

The paltry response from the Ordinary Army, as his band’s fanbase is called, spoke volumes about the nature of the singer’s newfound fame.

So, given that he’s now a name known in millions of households, why was the Ambassador only half full?

A somewhat difficult question to answer, given that you're not, never were and never will be.

*Tee hee*

Because his knee-socked fan base aren't allowed out after dark, of course. And they've long-since given up on dreaming of falling into Preston's arms, finding greater comfort in fantasies of being as glib, dumb and weather-beaten as Chantelle instead.